Wooden Honey Dipper

I know this is pretty weird Peculiar and awful funny But what I find to be real sexy Is that wooden dipper dripping honey That round knob on the end With five grooves carved around All covered with golden honey Slowly dripping towards the ground Swirl it in the honey jar And slowly pull it out My tongue starts to salivate And my libido begins to shout I may have a one track mind Making constant Freudian slips But the sight of honey on that stick Makes me start to lick my lips So if you want to drive me crazy And seduce me naturally Just grab that wooden peg And cover it in pure honey by Joe Flach for nette onclaud's "Sexy" contest