Joe Flach Poet Rhyme

Wooden Honey Dipper

I know this is pretty weird
Peculiar and awful funny
But what I find to be real sexy
Is that wooden dipper dripping honey 

That round knob on the end
With five grooves carved around
All covered with golden honey
Slowly dripping towards the ground

Swirl it in the honey jar
And slowly pull it out
My tongue starts to salivate
And my libido begins to shout

I may have a one track mind
Making constant Freudian slips
But the sight of honey on that stick
Makes me start to lick my lips

So if you want to drive me crazy
And seduce me naturally
Just grab that wooden peg
And cover it in pure honey


by Joe Flach for nette onclaud's "Sexy" contest

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Cecilia Macfarlane February 13, 2012 at 9:10 AM Congrats on a wonderful sweet win : )

Poet Destroyer A February 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM JOE,, stopping by to wish you a SWEET VALENTINE.. AND A WONDERFUL , congratulations... ON your wonderful win In this awesome contest. Enjoyed ;-) . have yourself a wonderful valentines. @lways & @lways *xox~PD

Robert Pettit February 11, 2012 at 12:53 PM Congratulations on your win Joe. This is a great poem with fine descriptiveness and rhyming. Way to go Joe.

Nette Onclaud February 10, 2012 at 10:52 PM i like the flaor of this honey, joe.. congrats on your win in my contest!:) huggs

Samual Ronthorpe February 10, 2012 at 12:13 PM "Wooden Honey Dipper", now there is a new term. Double entendres running wild. Very nice. Congrats on your win.

Kash Poet February 10, 2012 at 11:49 AM Congrats Joe on your win in the contest.An interesting write from you .Enjoyed.

Carol Sunshine Brown February 10, 2012 at 11:48 AM A belated congratulations on your placement in Nette's "Sexy" contest Joe. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 10, 2012 at 8:53 AM congrats Joe on another exciting win for this sultry entry luv..

Nette Onclaud February 3, 2012 at 1:14 PM ohhh, joe.. thanks for being part of my contest.. hope you entered it already! :) huggs!

Sara Kendrick February 2, 2012 at 1:34 PM Got a chuckle..Ha!Ha!..Enjoyed the rhyme and rhythm of this one..Reads like a winner to me..Sara

Poet Destroyer A February 1, 2012 at 9:26 PM WOE... Joe... lol...love it any which way you view it.. good luck in the contest,..pd

Greg Stanley February 1, 2012 at 9:11 PM Very unique Joe, you must love honey bees. A great write and I enjoyed it very much, best of luck in the contest, Greg

Chrysanthemum Flower February 1, 2012 at 6:35 PM Your poem is different and interesting. It made me think against the usual definition for sexxy

Mike Dailey February 1, 2012 at 5:35 PM Good entry for the contest. I took a differnt track with my enrty. Check it out - Sexy