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Wood if I Could

I'm by the pool, sporting a Speedo Cursed with overactive libido I did all that I could Now I'm just sporting wood The damned thing looked like a torpedo So I used my towel, trying to hide But still, it wouldn't swallow my pride The shadow from my shaft Was creating a draft And it stirred up a crowd a mile wide

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Jan Allison

Date: 8/2/2025 4:17:00 PM

omg this is hilarious - I am indebted to Kim for pointing this gem in my direction lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Randy Freie
Date: 8/2/2025 7:29:00 PM

Hello Miss Allison, unfortunately I wasn't speaking of myself. Maybe in my next life. Oh, and thank Kim for me the next time you correspond.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/2/2025 3:09:00 PM

Too funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2025 4:18:00 PM

thanks Kim - you know how I love poems like this - bawdy and brilliant! hugs Jan xx

Randy Freie
Date: 8/2/2025 3:16:00 PM

Hi Kim, thanks baby sister. I was watching a movie, had a nice little buzz, and this popped into my head. It's why I love limericks. Anytime you can use humor to help people forget about the ugliness in the world, I'm on board for the ride.