Woman Destroys House Saves Cat

The cat fell into our wall today, upstairs, where I did not even know we had a hole. I am the mom of three excited girls who are all shrieking for they can hear the pitiful cat screams. I will be able to handle it. I am the mom, right? Meow. Meow. MEOW. Meow? The cries are softer now, as if the cat is beginning the dying process. Meow. Meow? Meow? Did I mention I am not a prissy Mom? A Mom who has no concept of how hard drywall is to fix... I am soon running from floor to floor, listening with my dog-ears, making holes, hoping beyond hope I do not come out of a hole with half a cat, or a cat nose or a cat tail. My husband is less than excited about it when he arrives home, because he had no idea I have an axe, knowing me well enough to know, of course I would not be afraid to lavishly use one Moral of this story: Cat safe, woman in dog house