With Pants Around My Knees

I stood there with my pants around my knees, And wondered how I came to be this way, Was just another night out on the town, Yet I would do most anything they say. We hooked up in a bar on 53rd, And I was ready for a night of fun, We had some drinks and I was really high, Oh, Lord, just what on Earth is this I've done? They dared me show, in public, my physique, They said that it would really make me cool, I said that I would give a little peek, But after that, I felt just like a fool. Now here I am with pants around my knees, It's cold in here, I feel a little breeze.