With a Doctor That Hot

(Double Limerick)

60’s ladies had Dr. Kildare
who they fantasized giving them care.
With a doctor that hot
who would mind getting caught
all alone minus her underwear?

Well, no more can we think in that way
since the guy who played Kildare, one day
got it into his head
to crush dreams when he said,
“All this time I have really been gay.”


For Carolyn Devonshire's Quick Contest:
"Doctor Phobia!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Davis Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 4:51 PM
This is a cute and clever write. Makes the reader laugh and smile. Nice job Thanks for the sweet comment on my Gobble Fun poem.
Hunter Avatar
March 27, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Lol...that's too bad. Im not familiar with the good doctor.
Babcock Avatar
February 23, 2011 at 6:08 AM
That was a shock and I think all of our mouths dropped when he said that. Oh well, so is life. love phyl
Winter Avatar
October 6, 2010 at 5:11 PM
LOL gosh I needed this chuckle! just noticed your kind mention of me on the blog, about my dog, and just wanted to say thanks so much - it means more than you know. and I am so sorry about your kitty. actually lost one of my cats last summer too. boy, life sure can suck at times. anyway, you're a sweetheart. hugs, shar xoxo
Anish Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Funny poem! Now you should try to write one about "Dr. Mc Dreamy" in "Gray's Anatomy" Love Matthew Anish
Nandy Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 9:47 AM
hahaha...It's reality nowdays...loss for the ladies! i guessed you would be from US, i think it's amazing to connect thru poetry with ppl around and far. Yes, i got the "vampira" thing and you described your cat in the poem so well that i had to remark "quite a vampira"...hope you have many more to share.....
Keogh Jr. Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 3:07 PM
I give you a top mark for that as I burst out laughing. I said to myself that she wouldn't say that and the second verse, you proved me a liar. Witty and true. Very good, as is yor standard. Love, Gerard
Scripca Avatar
August 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM
Hahaha! Funny! I know a dermatologist to die for. Clooney is nothing comparing to this one :) My skin is clear though. Can't see him very soon though :) Congrats, dear Andrea
White Avatar
August 21, 2010 at 3:33 AM
OMG Congrats on the win Andrea
Tideswell Avatar
August 21, 2010 at 2:36 AM
Haha, good one Andrea. I had actually forgotten Richard Chamberlain was gay. Congrats on your win ~ Sharon :)
Ryerson Avatar
August 21, 2010 at 12:24 AM
I have to admit I thought he was quite a handsome fella myself...No, wait! I take that back! I'M not.... I swear to god! I swear to... You gotta' believe me! (Lets see here how can I delete this comment?)...Funny stuff, Andrea and congrats on your win! - Tim
Johnson Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Very funny and I was one of those crushed at the news. I missed out on this one, didn't get one in before it was closed. Thanks for your comments on my "vow entry. Love, Joyce
Mannan Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Hey a great limerick. Many Congrats and thanks for the comments.
Mehta Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Congrats on the win, Andrea
Freeman Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Congratulations Andrea on your double's fourth place. Agape, Moses
Chachere Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM
whooo! he sure was hot. but not that hot, i looked him up. thats too funny..lol
Chachere Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 3:03 PM
lol.ahh! that sucks! hilarious though. what a doctor he must have been for them ladies.only in their dreams. ~Always&Forever Lynette
Roberts Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 12:37 PM
good one, congrats on your win
Taylor Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Congrats, Andrea. Nice going. Ralph
Brown Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 9:12 AM
Congratulations on your win Andrea in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Congrats Andrea on your win in the doctor contest with this great write.. ciao with luv..
Devonshire Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 8:51 AM
I saw Richard Chamberlain playing Hamlet; poor Ophelia never knew! Very funny, Andrea. Many of the Soup's best humor writers provided a lot of laughs. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
Walters Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 7:57 AM
HaHa!! Ya just never know, do ya?? Fabulous Limericks, Andrea- always a pleasure to read your work :) hugs, Kris~
K. Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 1:53 AM
uh-oh I have no idea who Dr. Kildare is but he sure sounded like a hottie but super sighs huh?/ why is it that they always turn out to be gay?? hahaha...enjoyed this double limerick, Andrea hope it wins! :) btw, thanks for all your super comments-- can you believe it I haven't still emailed you? even my internet connection is helping me keep out of here-- it fizzled out on me yesterday so will have to do email later & catch up here on Soup 1st! & haha I had loads of fun writing that pet poem :D
Culverhouse Avatar
August 19, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Gay and happy about it....waste of a good looking man I say!
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