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With a Doctor That Hot

(Double Limerick)

60’s ladies had Dr. Kildare
who they fantasized giving them care.
With a doctor that hot
who would mind getting caught
all alone minus her underwear?

Well, no more can we think in that way
since the guy who played Kildare, one day
got it into his head
to crush dreams when he said,
“All this time I have really been gay.”


For Carolyn Devonshire's Quick Contest:
"Doctor Phobia!"

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Robin Davis

Date: 11/10/2013 4:51:00 PM

This is a cute and clever write. Makes the reader laugh and smile. Nice job Thanks for the sweet comment on my Gobble Fun poem.

Painted Hunter

Date: 3/27/2013 11:26:00 AM

Lol...that's too bad. Im not familiar with the good doctor.

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 2/23/2011 6:08:00 AM

That was a shock and I think all of our mouths dropped when he said that. Oh well, so is life. love phyl

Sharon Winter

Date: 10/6/2010 5:11:00 PM

LOL gosh I needed this chuckle! just noticed your kind mention of me on the blog, about my dog, and just wanted to say thanks so much - it means more than you know. and I am so sorry about your kitty. actually lost one of my cats last summer too. boy, life sure can suck at times. anyway, you're a sweetheart. hugs, shar xoxo

Matthew Anish

Date: 8/27/2010 3:39:00 PM

Funny poem! Now you should try to write one about "Dr. Mc Dreamy" in "Gray's Anatomy" Love Matthew Anish

Rinki Nandy

Date: 8/27/2010 9:47:00 AM

hahaha...It's reality nowdays...loss for the ladies! i guessed you would be from US, i think it's amazing to connect thru poetry with ppl around and far. Yes, i got the "vampira" thing and you described your cat in the poem so well that i had to remark "quite a vampira"...hope you have many more to share.....

Gerard Keogh Jr.

Date: 8/24/2010 3:07:00 PM

I give you a top mark for that as I burst out laughing. I said to myself that she wouldn't say that and the second verse, you proved me a liar. Witty and true. Very good, as is yor standard. Love, Gerard

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 8/21/2010 1:07:00 PM

Hahaha! Funny! I know a dermatologist to die for. Clooney is nothing comparing to this one :) My skin is clear though. Can't see him very soon though :) Congrats, dear Andrea

Mitch White

Date: 8/21/2010 3:33:00 AM

OMG Congrats on the win Andrea

Sharon Tideswell

Date: 8/21/2010 2:36:00 AM

Haha, good one Andrea. I had actually forgotten Richard Chamberlain was gay. Congrats on your win ~ Sharon :)

Tim Ryerson

Date: 8/21/2010 12:24:00 AM

I have to admit I thought he was quite a handsome fella myself...No, wait! I take that back! I'M not.... I swear to god! I swear to... You gotta' believe me! (Lets see here how can I delete this comment?)...Funny stuff, Andrea and congrats on your win! - Tim

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/20/2010 11:16:00 PM

Very funny and I was one of those crushed at the news. I missed out on this one, didn't get one in before it was closed. Thanks for your comments on my "vow entry. Love, Joyce

Tahera Mannan

Date: 8/20/2010 10:17:00 PM

Hey a great limerick. Many Congrats and thanks for the comments.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/20/2010 9:09:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Andrea

John Freeman

Date: 8/20/2010 4:15:00 PM

Congratulations Andrea on your double's fourth place. Agape, Moses

Lynette Chachere

Date: 8/20/2010 3:06:00 PM

whooo! he sure was hot. but not that hot, i looked him up. thats too funny..lol

Lynette Chachere

Date: 8/20/2010 3:03:00 PM

lol.ahh! that sucks! hilarious though. what a doctor he must have been for them ladies.only in their dreams. ~Always&Forever Lynette

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/20/2010 12:37:00 PM

good one, congrats on your win

Ralph Taylor

Date: 8/20/2010 11:04:00 AM

Congrats, Andrea. Nice going. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/20/2010 9:12:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Andrea in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/20/2010 9:05:00 AM

Congrats Andrea on your win in the doctor contest with this great write.. ciao with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/20/2010 8:51:00 AM

I saw Richard Chamberlain playing Hamlet; poor Ophelia never knew! Very funny, Andrea. Many of the Soup's best humor writers provided a lot of laughs. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Kris Walters

Date: 8/20/2010 7:57:00 AM

HaHa!! Ya just never know, do ya?? Fabulous Limericks, Andrea- always a pleasure to read your work :) hugs, Kris~

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 8/20/2010 1:53:00 AM

uh-oh I have no idea who Dr. Kildare is but he sure sounded like a hottie but super sighs huh?/ why is it that they always turn out to be gay?? hahaha...enjoyed this double limerick, Andrea hope it wins! :) btw, thanks for all your super comments-- can you believe it I haven't still emailed you? even my internet connection is helping me keep out of here-- it fizzled out on me yesterday so will have to do email later & catch up here on Soup 1st! & haha I had loads of fun writing that pet poem :D