Williams Whinging Wife

William had a whinging wife. William was a fool. When she begged him for some water, For too wet her whistle. William tossed her in the pool. William’s wife Wilma, Looked at life quite starkly. She whimpered and she whined. While William was the whimsical kind; Full of whigmaleerie and malarkey. William had the wherewithal, Which made them quite wealthy. Wilma was no whiffler, And didn’t merely whinny. She whinged about her William and his methodology.