Why There's No Baby Planes

On a flight to Auckland one day A mother over hearing her son say Cats and Dogs can have babies Can planes do that maybe Ask the attendant, see what she says So off to the attendant he asks Is it possible that planes do this task Did your mother tell you To ask me if it's true Tell her to tell and not mask As the little boy was walking away Following him the attendant did say No baby planes you will find Qantas pulls out on time Ask mum to explain this today . Written about a Joke I heard ;-)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014


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Date: 10/21/2014 5:53:00 AM
Funny, funny,...
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James Fraser
Date: 10/22/2014 2:40:00 PM
Many thanks Terry, glad you liked it, James....
Date: 10/20/2014 9:43:00 PM
hahahha :D! giggles!!! :) warm hugs.. :)
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James Fraser
Date: 10/22/2014 2:53:00 PM
Oh! to witness that smile & giggles. Glad it made you chuckle Olive, James :) x
Date: 10/20/2014 5:32:00 PM
LOL James love it my friend:-) hugs Jan xxx
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James Fraser
Date: 10/22/2014 1:33:00 PM
I get quite a kick turning a Joke into a Limerick. It's a good challenge Jan, and it has to be a Joke with a naughty edge. It makes all the difference, James :) xx
Date: 10/20/2014 5:18:00 PM
cleverly done with touches of humor, prince...ask Qantas instead... huggs
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James Fraser
Date: 10/22/2014 1:53:00 PM
If my little Limericks from Jokes raise a chuckle, it makes me smile Princess - your Prince (((( hugs ))))
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