Jeff Connelly Poet I do not know?

Why I Lost My Virginity So Late In Life

my pick up lines were:

"if it weren't for you 
i'd be a Franciscan monk"

"i'd spoil you like a bunch 
of rotten grapes"

"i picked these 
nettles just for you"

"how can i 
treat you like 
a Queen when 
you're a princess
to me"

"my dear would 
you like 
to see my 
lint ball 
collection"

and so
many many
more until
i met her
and she
laughed
and
laughed
and
laughed
happily
ever
after

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Jeff Connelly April 13, 2019 at 1:33 PM I was just watching a long forgotten movie that never made it to blue-ray. It's been unseen since the mid-80's: " The Legend of Hillbilly John" aka "Who's Afraid of the Devil". Near the end John's lover asks, "What you thinkin?" John says, " Bout us." "When we first got to goin?" John said, "No can't think that far back." OUCH... what a line.