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Why I Lost My Virginity So Late In Life

my pick up lines were: "if it weren't for you i'd be a Franciscan monk" "i'd spoil you like a bunch of rotten grapes" "i picked these nettles just for you" "how can i treat you like a Queen when you're a princess to me" "my dear would you like to see my lint ball collection" and so many many more until i met her and she laughed and laughed and laughed happily ever after

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Jeff Connelly

Date: 4/13/2019 1:33:00 PM

I was just watching a long forgotten movie that never made it to blue-ray. It's been unseen since the mid-80's: " The Legend of Hillbilly John" aka "Who's Afraid of the Devil". Near the end John's lover asks, "What you thinkin?" John says, " Bout us." "When we first got to goin?" John said, "No can't think that far back." OUCH... what a line.