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he thankfully grazed on gravel and grass then suddenly heard the deafening blast now rests with fruits and nuts– gravy boat floats his guts– and sausage dressing's stuffed up his crevasse

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Date: 11/18/2023 1:51:00 PM
I'm accosttommed to that mouth-watering delicacy but uncertain as to how it will savor in this Kalua piggy State, hmm, eh, they're Hawaiians and they'll eat just about anything--cheers to this here beaut' of a write, yet clueless to how this ever made it to the serving tray, Linda. Aloha, William
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/6/2023 1:08:00 PM
I do love a good piggy - maybe my favorite of meats. LOL Aloha William, Linda :)
Date: 11/17/2023 5:46:00 PM
Ohh what you said ! Blushing too much to say anything but Hehehehehehehehhe
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/18/2023 8:06:00 AM
Hi sweet Svvie. Thanks for your blush and hehehe! :)
Date: 11/17/2023 9:45:00 AM
Hilarious, and sad! Dear Linda, you have created a brilliant Limerick! BW ~
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/18/2023 8:05:00 AM
Hello MAla. So good to see you. Thank you for your kind words. :)
Date: 11/15/2023 6:26:00 PM
Hilarious... Took me a few seconds, as well, to figure it out. A real blast, Linda! ~ Turkey minus the Trot
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/15/2023 6:34:00 PM
LOL. Glad you got a giggle gw.:)
Date: 11/15/2023 4:02:00 PM
Rests with fruits and nuts. He must be in California haha. Good one
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/15/2023 4:18:00 PM
LOL. I'm not sure how they feel about giblets though ;);) Thanks Andrea. :)
Date: 11/15/2023 10:32:00 AM
Oh, bechara!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/15/2023 4:17:00 PM
Yes, helpless...but tasty :) Thank you for commenting. It is very nice to see you. :)
Date: 11/14/2023 12:57:00 PM
Whoa!! Poor turkey. That giblet gravy is good though. Thanks for sharing this side of Thanksgiving with us. Sara K
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/14/2023 6:09:00 PM
Yes, the giblet gravy is a tasty accompaniment. You are welcome and thank you for visiting and commenting. :)
Date: 11/13/2023 4:34:00 PM
You've served up one of the funniest limericks I've seen! Hope it does well in the contest. That last line is sooo clever.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/13/2023 4:58:00 PM
Thanks David! I am tickled that you enjoyed this limerick. :)
Date: 11/13/2023 11:03:00 AM
A creative/fun Limerick write/story you have told. Good Luck... Poor turkey, he did not hide. Love It.  Have a wonderful day/week writing away....................
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/13/2023 12:12:00 PM
Thank you dear Paula. hugs and keep writing! :)
Date: 11/13/2023 12:16:00 AM
Great creativity in this limerick. Poor turkey. Loved the stuffing. Blessings.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/13/2023 7:31:00 AM
Hi dear Victor. Glad you had some enjoyment from this read. hugs :)
Date: 11/12/2023 10:59:00 PM
smiles, but enjoyed your tasty turkey, so well written, yann
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/13/2023 7:31:00 AM
teehee Yann. I'm glad you enjoyed tasty turkey! Thank you for stopping by. It is always a pleasure to have you visit. :)
Date: 11/12/2023 5:39:00 AM
Poor thing, ah well written limerick made me smile.. you are so creative. I loved reading this
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/12/2023 9:28:00 AM
Poor thing, but tasty. Many thanks Inky. I glad you enjoyed reading. :)
Date: 11/11/2023 4:48:00 PM
Wow! Poor turkey! LOL
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/11/2023 5:28:00 PM
LOL Kim Thanks for visiting. :)
Date: 11/11/2023 3:51:00 PM
The only right place for anything ‘sausage’ is in my tummy… yummy. I reckon this wouldn’t be out of place in a Halloween contest…. what with all those guts floating in gravy. A fun, EEKY and somewhat eye watering write, Linda ;-)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/11/2023 4:48:00 PM
Well, certainly not in your crevasse Terry LOL Okay, they're not really guts, they are giblets but innards is innards, eh? Many thanks my fun friend! :)
Date: 11/11/2023 3:30:00 PM
LOL When do we eat? Now this is funny!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/11/2023 4:41:00 PM
Many thanks friend Daniel. I couldn't resist after reading your set of limericks. ;)
Date: 11/11/2023 2:12:00 PM
I'm cracking up after having read your Limerick. It was jolly good fun. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Enjoy your evening, Sara
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 11/11/2023 2:34:00 PM
Glad to stir a laugh fro you Sara. Thank you my dear neighbor! You're welcome-any time. :)

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