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Who's Giving Thanks?

he thankfully grazed on gravel and grass 
then suddenly heard the deafening blast
	now rests with fruits and nuts–
	gravy boat floats his guts–
and sausage dressing's stuffed up his crevasse

Copyright © Linda Alice Fowler | Year Posted 2023

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Hilo Poet Date: 11/18/2023 1:51:00 PM I'm accosttommed to that mouth-watering delicacy but uncertain as to how it will savor in this Kalua piggy State, hmm, eh, they're Hawaiians and they'll eat just about anything--cheers to this here beaut' of a write, yet clueless to how this ever made it to the serving tray, Linda. Aloha, William Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 12/6/2023 1:08:00 PM I do love a good piggy - maybe my favorite of meats. LOL Aloha William, Linda :)

Speaks Volumes Date: 11/17/2023 5:46:00 PM Ohh what you said ! Blushing too much to say anything but Hehehehehehehehhe Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/18/2023 8:06:00 AM Hi sweet Svvie. Thanks for your blush and hehehe! :)

Malabika Ray Choudhury Date: 11/17/2023 9:45:00 AM Hilarious, and sad! Dear Linda, you have created a brilliant Limerick! BW ~ Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/18/2023 8:05:00 AM Hello MAla. So good to see you. Thank you for your kind words. :)

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/15/2023 6:26:00 PM Hilarious... Took me a few seconds, as well, to figure it out. A real blast, Linda! ~ Turkey minus the Trot Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/15/2023 6:34:00 PM LOL. Glad you got a giggle gw.:)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/15/2023 4:02:00 PM Rests with fruits and nuts. He must be in California haha. Good one Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/15/2023 4:18:00 PM LOL. I'm not sure how they feel about giblets though ;);) Thanks Andrea. :)

Paghunda Zahid Date: 11/15/2023 10:32:00 AM Oh, bechara! Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/15/2023 4:17:00 PM Yes, helpless...but tasty :) Thank you for commenting. It is very nice to see you. :)

Sara Kendrick Date: 11/14/2023 12:57:00 PM Whoa!! Poor turkey. That giblet gravy is good though. Thanks for sharing this side of Thanksgiving with us. Sara K Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/14/2023 6:09:00 PM Yes, the giblet gravy is a tasty accompaniment. You are welcome and thank you for visiting and commenting. :)

David Fisher Date: 11/13/2023 4:34:00 PM You've served up one of the funniest limericks I've seen! Hope it does well in the contest. That last line is sooo clever. Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/13/2023 4:58:00 PM Thanks David! I am tickled that you enjoyed this limerick. :)

Paula Goldsmith Date: 11/13/2023 11:03:00 AM A creative/fun Limerick write/story you have told. Good Luck... Poor turkey, he did not hide. Love It.  Have a wonderful day/week writing away.................... Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/13/2023 12:12:00 PM Thank you dear Paula. hugs and keep writing! :)

Victor Buhagiar Date: 11/13/2023 12:16:00 AM Great creativity in this limerick. Poor turkey. Loved the stuffing. Blessings. Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/13/2023 7:31:00 AM Hi dear Victor. Glad you had some enjoyment from this read. hugs :)

Yann Rolland Date: 11/12/2023 10:59:00 PM smiles, but enjoyed your tasty turkey, so well written, yann Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/13/2023 7:31:00 AM teehee Yann. I'm glad you enjoyed tasty turkey! Thank you for stopping by. It is always a pleasure to have you visit. :)

Ink Empress Date: 11/12/2023 5:39:00 AM Poor thing, ah well written limerick made me smile.. you are so creative. I loved reading this Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/12/2023 9:28:00 AM Poor thing, but tasty. Many thanks Inky. I glad you enjoyed reading. :)

Kim Rodrigues Date: 11/11/2023 4:48:00 PM Wow! Poor turkey! LOL Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/11/2023 5:28:00 PM LOL Kim Thanks for visiting. :)

Terry Flood Date: 11/11/2023 3:51:00 PM The only right place for anything ‘sausage’ is in my tummy… yummy. I reckon this wouldn’t be out of place in a Halloween contest…. what with all those guts floating in gravy. A fun, EEKY and somewhat eye watering write, Linda ;-) Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/11/2023 4:48:00 PM Well, certainly not in your crevasse Terry LOL Okay, they're not really guts, they are giblets but innards is innards, eh? Many thanks my fun friend! :)

Daniel Turner Date: 11/11/2023 3:30:00 PM LOL When do we eat? Now this is funny! Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/11/2023 4:41:00 PM Many thanks friend Daniel. I couldn't resist after reading your set of limericks. ;)