Who's Giving Thanks?

he thankfully grazed on gravel and grass 
then suddenly heard the deafening blast
	now rests with fruits and nuts–
	gravy boat floats his guts–
and sausage dressing's stuffed up his crevasse
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Kelii Kekaula Avatar
November 18, 2023 at 1:51 PM
I'm accosttommed to that mouth-watering delicacy but uncertain as to how it will savor in this Kalua piggy State, hmm, eh, they're Hawaiians and they'll eat just about anything--cheers to this here beaut' of a write, yet clueless to how this ever made it to the serving tray, Linda. Aloha, William
Fowler Avatar
December 6, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I do love a good piggy - maybe my favorite of meats. LOL Aloha William, Linda :)
Volumes Avatar
November 17, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Ohh what you said ! Blushing too much to say anything but Hehehehehehehehhe
Fowler Avatar
November 18, 2023 at 8:06 AM
Hi sweet Svvie. Thanks for your blush and hehehe! :)
Ray Choudhury Avatar
November 17, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Hilarious, and sad! Dear Linda, you have created a brilliant Limerick! BW ~
Fowler Avatar
November 18, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Hello MAla. So good to see you. Thank you for your kind words. :)
Wolf Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Hilarious... Took me a few seconds, as well, to figure it out. A real blast, Linda! ~ Turkey minus the Trot
Fowler Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 6:34 PM
LOL. Glad you got a giggle gw.:)
Dietrich Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Rests with fruits and nuts. He must be in California haha. Good one
Fowler Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 4:18 PM
LOL. I'm not sure how they feel about giblets though ;);) Thanks Andrea. :)
Zahid Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 10:32 AM
Oh, bechara!
Fowler Avatar
November 15, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Yes, helpless...but tasty :) Thank you for commenting. It is very nice to see you. :)
Kendrick Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Whoa!! Poor turkey. That giblet gravy is good though. Thanks for sharing this side of Thanksgiving with us. Sara K
Fowler Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Yes, the giblet gravy is a tasty accompaniment. You are welcome and thank you for visiting and commenting. :)
Fisher Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 4:34 PM
You've served up one of the funniest limericks I've seen! Hope it does well in the contest. That last line is sooo clever.
Fowler Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Thanks David! I am tickled that you enjoyed this limerick. :)
Goldsmith Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
A creative/fun Limerick write/story you have told. Good Luck... Poor turkey, he did not hide. Love It.  Have a wonderful day/week writing away....................
Fowler Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Thank you dear Paula. hugs and keep writing! :)
Buhagiar Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Great creativity in this limerick. Poor turkey. Loved the stuffing. Blessings.
Fowler Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 7:31 AM
Hi dear Victor. Glad you had some enjoyment from this read. hugs :)
Rolland Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 10:59 PM
smiles, but enjoyed your tasty turkey, so well written, yann
Fowler Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 7:31 AM
teehee Yann. I'm glad you enjoyed tasty turkey! Thank you for stopping by. It is always a pleasure to have you visit. :)
Empress Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 5:39 AM
Poor thing, ah well written limerick made me smile.. you are so creative. I loved reading this
Fowler Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Poor thing, but tasty. Many thanks Inky. I glad you enjoyed reading. :)
Rodrigues Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Wow! Poor turkey! LOL
Fowler Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 5:28 PM
LOL Kim Thanks for visiting. :)
Flood Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 3:51 PM
The only right place for anything ‘sausage’ is in my tummy… yummy. I reckon this wouldn’t be out of place in a Halloween contest…. what with all those guts floating in gravy. A fun, EEKY and somewhat eye watering write, Linda ;-)
Fowler Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Well, certainly not in your crevasse Terry LOL Okay, they're not really guts, they are giblets but innards is innards, eh? Many thanks my fun friend! :)
Turner Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 3:30 PM
LOL When do we eat? Now this is funny!
Fowler Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Many thanks friend Daniel. I couldn't resist after reading your set of limericks. ;)
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