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Whoop - Whoop

"Twas the night before Christmas... When Mrs. Claus had got drunk She went to a party... With a hyena and a skunk She laughed all night long... Till, something had stunk 'Twas the laughing hyena... When he pulled out his junk Mrs.. Clause had caught sight... Then, she danced with some funk Her Jolly old fellow... Her man, ...with some sp-nk She thought it was Santa... But, it was some punk Disguising himself, with a beard... Dressed, like a monk So, she ended the night... and crawled into her bunk Then said, Merry Christmas...to all Now, ho-ho-ho please leave me alone, it's me time :) ...with me hunk! Whoop-Whoop! The Night Before Christmas 2 PC Sponsored by Joseph May 11-21-2019

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/15/2019 3:23:00 PM

very funny, Charles. I enjoyed this one. Congrats for your win and a merry season to you.

Joseph May

Date: 12/15/2019 8:00:00 AM

LOl, Congrats on your win Charles..

Line Gauthier

Date: 12/14/2019 12:36:00 PM

Fun poem, Charles. Delightful. Congrats on your win.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/23/2019 7:08:00 PM

G'day Charles … it appears Mrs. Santa got one back on the old bloke by her getting on the grog instead of him for a change - very witty Charles - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/23/2019 7:29:00 AM

LOL, LOL - this is hilarious - hope she enjoys the night with her hunk! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer,

Silent One

Date: 11/22/2019 2:50:00 PM

hahah.... you and your sense of humour..

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/22/2019 9:20:00 AM

Lol! Charlie, This is hilarious! Mrs. Clause had one a heck of a night! This looks like a winner too me. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Have a great weekend my friend:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/22/2019 2:04:00 AM

Loving these NBC2 poems. Good luck Charlie. Tom

Charles Messina
Date: 11/22/2019 6:37:00 AM

Thanks Tom.. much appreciated. Charlie