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John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics telling funny hilarious stories, “viagraology There once was a medical study of things flapping flaccid like putty those men given placebo couldn’t enter gazebo it drove the poor fellas plumb nutty Copyright © 2015John Wulf” but also has his very soft spot for all of us Then there is my very favorite lady, Jan Allison, with all her humorous poems, ANOTHER VIAGRA POEM HAS JUST POPPED UP - INSPIRED BY EVE ROPER AND JACK ELLISON It hung so limply like Niagara Doc told him to take some Viagra Just one little blue pill Gave his wife such a thrill It sticks up so high it could stab ya Copyright © 2015JAN ALLISON 18th July 2015 but lover her with all our hearts she is the sweeties of them all Jack Ellison, teasing back and forth with his witty poems, so who’s the greatest of them all, OD'd On Viagra Hickory, Dickory, Dock Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock My wee fellow looked up Said, “You ain't no pup!” I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock” Copyright © Jack Ellison 2015 But a jolly soul because his Santa Jack this year. Then there’s our Mystic Rose that joins the group with her sense of humor; A Little Viagra Goes A Long Way Incline thy ear o-friend of mine Me poor husband got it bad He got a dicky that won't pine Tis sad Tis sad Tis really sad I heard yours takes Viagra pills Malone's will not erect nor stay and yesterday he got the shills Just letting dicky out to play! Would you be so kind to send The medicine that made him sleep I'll give my hon a pop to rend His dicky joy, so he can weep Few tears of joy alongside mine Oh how my smile would shine He got a dicky that won't pine And that's a real bad sign... Copyright ©Mystic Rose 7/19/2015 so much fun we have here on Poetry Soup 11/13/2015 Poetry Contest : Who Are those funny Poets Sponsored by: Judy Konos
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