White Rabbit: Fast Food Robberies and Other Crimes

In her ivory tower, she was raised, A sheltered child, a life of ease, But Alice's tale, Lorina's heart had seized, Her mind now set on a different phase. Married at twenty to a man much too old, Her life as a trophy wife grew stale, And so she plotted, her heart gone cold, Her husband's demise she'd avail. With her inheritance, she set out to be, The White Rabbit, a villainous spree, Robbing fast-food joints, with hi-tech toys, Spider-Man and Frog-Man, she'd often annoy. But one day, a Kwikkee Burger spat, Refusing to serve her breakfast repast, She beat them up, two cops arrived, And Judge Elkhart's son, poor Dan, he died Elkhart sought revenge, in the courtroom, He shot Dodson, a thundering boom, A court reporter died, and in the hare came, Her giant rabbit mech, saving her name. The Terrible Two, with Walrus by their side, They caused havoc in Brooklyn, no longer tied, To clumsy matches with amphibians, they sought, Vengeance, with the help of the ones they'd caught But Spider-Man, Leapfrog, and Frog-Man too, Defeated them, their victory in view, White Rabbit resurfaced, with new help in tow, But Mad Hatter and Dormouse were there just for show. Grizzly and Gibbon stopped her bank heist, She tried to ransom them, but they didn't bite, Bombing the city, demanding five billion, Spider-Man and his team stopped her, just winning. She fell for Arcade, his deathtrap design, Kidnapping Wolverine and Black Cat, he'd be fine, But the heroes they won, leaving Arcade and her, Abandoned in Savage Land, whining loudly as churr. Joining Hood's Gang, she fought for more power, Against Mister Negative, she never did cower, But dealing in drugs, an effort foiled by M. Jane, White Rabbit, was defeated once again. March 22, 2023 Marvel Superheroes Supervillians and Superanimals Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori