Which Nostril Do You Breathe Out Of

we sit as a family in a restaurant my son turns to me and says, "we are chess pieces now you're the king, mum is the queen." he tells me my two-year-old daughter in the high chair is the bishop and she has to walk home diagonally which means it'll take some time for me to reach the restaurant door but mum will race home weaving in and out of other pedestrians my son tells me not to touch him if i touch him, i have to move him i touch him