Where's My Sock?
I have an important question
That men have asked for years
Where does my sock go to
Whenever it disappears
Does the dryer really eat it
Or is this just a myth
We need some kind of radar
To track that sucker with
Some have said it's sock fairies
That carries one sock away
Others say a conspiracy
So it's more we'll have to pay
I've even had a search party
Me, my wife, and kid
We turned that house upside down
But still, that sucker hid
I also had a milk carton
With it's picture on the side
But everytime I looked at it
I just broke down and cried
Well, I guess I know the answer
And I know what I have to do
Since I only have one sock,
I'll only wear one shoe
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