Where's My Sock?

I have an important question That men have asked for years Where does my sock go to Whenever it disappears Does the dryer really eat it Or is this just a myth We need some kind of radar To track that sucker with Some have said it's sock fairies That carries one sock away Others say a conspiracy So it's more we'll have to pay I've even had a search party Me, my wife, and kid We turned that house upside down But still, that sucker hid I also had a milk carton With it's picture on the side But everytime I looked at it I just broke down and cried Well, I guess I know the answer And I know what I have to do Since I only have one sock, I'll only wear one shoe