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Where To Go, What To Do

Can't watch a game Concert hall's closed Won't go to the office I might get exposed Can't run for office Won't kiss baby's snot-nose And no shaking hands now Oh no, no, no, no! What's left to do -- The restaurant is out Don't trust the help Hygenic standards in doubt I thought I would pray But the Church just shut down Seems the priest's quarantined ~ And the Lord's just skipped town March 12, 2020 Coronavirus mitigation strategies in high gear!

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Date: 3/17/2020 3:49:00 PM
Oh that last line had me smirking. So much fun! I too have found some humor in this crazy pandemic.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/17/2020 7:00:00 PM
Humor is the best medicine. :) gw
Date: 3/13/2020 3:42:00 PM
Clever, Gershon--though I doubt God worries about catching the bug....
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/14/2020 11:20:00 PM
Yup. God's already tested negative. :) gw
Date: 3/13/2020 2:32:00 PM
you've captured the current situation very well with a much-needed touch of humor, gershon! nicely done...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/14/2020 11:20:00 PM
Thanks. Humor to the rescue! :) gw
Date: 3/13/2020 2:06:00 AM
Every man for himself, at least Mr Trump said lose cash save lives, Our government says businesses as usual, what a buffoon, they said warm weather will sort it while a senior microbiologist says a virus thrives in the warm. Tom Hanks has got it, isn't it warm in Australia? Agh well, at least soup is open, we can OD on poetry lol. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/13/2020 12:40:00 PM
Yes, at least Trump seems to choose life over money...And the Soup's open, at least for now... :) gw
Date: 3/12/2020 11:02:00 PM
That's a fitting title! A very funny rhyme, Gershon. Thanks for the smiles. Best wishes.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/13/2020 12:34:00 PM
Glad to find you smiling, Evelyn. Have a great weekend! Cheers, Gershon

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