When the prince stood naked before his new bride

When the prince first stood naked before his new bride, his disappointed was a little hard to hide. Had he given all those red rubies just to get these tiny little boobies? Squire! Get the horses ready! We're going for a ride!" When the princess first saw the prince's little wiener, her pretty face betrayed an instant change in her demeanor. She thought with a frown, “This is a big step down. I saw much bigger dicks when I was a teener.”