When I'M An Old Lady!

When I'm an old lady, I am going to wear tight jeans and a belly shirt to make my 
grand kids say, "I don't know her," or "She's your grandma!"

When I'm an old lady, I'm going to scream, "Yo, what is up, my homies?"

When I'm an old lady, I will bake gingerbread men with my grand kids and also 
plant flowers with them.

When I'm an old lady, I will have a slumber party with my old friends and we will 
paint our nails and have a makeover.

When I'm an old lady, I will tell my grand kids all my secrets.

When I'm an old lady, I will have secret crushes and never tell a soul.

When I'm an old lady, I will sleep in my bed with stuffed animals and pretend I 
am scared.

When I'm an old lady, I will decorate my room with rap singers.

When I'm an old lady, I will wear pajama's that have footy's on them.

When I'm an old lady, I will end up in a hospital bed.

When I'm an old lady, I will probably be dead.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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