What's Up, Old Boy

Your life must have changed, I wonder It's not like it used to be, I guess It is much better now, I hope You are yourself again, the best My life is still the same, you bet Although some things have changed; a few For better and for worse, it depends But I keep holding on, still Your kids are older now, I'm sure Your love is unconditional, no doubt Your happiness will last for good There's nothing to be worried about My kids are doing great, thank goodness I live my life for them, you know They grow so fast and get so smart That scares me a little bit; I'm old You haven't quit your job, have you? You're great at what you do, it's true How awesome it would be, I wonder If you could make some money too My job is still the same, you know It's hard and badly paid, I mean But when somebody asks, I say I may be poor, but I am clean What's happened to your pet, I wonder? That annoying barking mammal you had Have you changed your mind and donated him? Or do you both still share the bed? I still have my kitty cat, remember? A little bit older and full of bad habits Nowadays, she purrs so loud that I’ve been thinking about a replacement... Rabbits? I know we’re old and full of **** But we could meet someday again We’d chat a lot, it would be fun As long as we don’t speak of pain