Whatchamacallit
Flabbergasted at my findings
Drooling slightly over luck
Hard to explain how my life has changed
Now the proud owner of a Whatchamacallit
It came with all the accessories
All the whistles plus the bells
Lucky I grabbed it when I did
You know how fast those things fly off the shelf
Double wrapped in heavy plastic
Sealed up tight for safeties sake
To keep from the hands of those not in the know
Plus less chance of escape
Though Whatchamacallit's aren't dangerous
They are mischievous all the same
Far be it for me to set mine free
And be the one to blame
So I keep it on a leash
Everytime that I go out
Even put it in my pocket
If I'm roaming a big crowd
But believe you me if it's me you see
Out someday on the street
I have my Whatchamacallit
Somewhere close to me
I'd like to thank cheryl hoffman for the idea of this fiasco!
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