Whatchamacallit

Flabbergasted at my findings Drooling slightly over luck Hard to explain how my life has changed Now the proud owner of a Whatchamacallit It came with all the accessories All the whistles plus the bells Lucky I grabbed it when I did You know how fast those things fly off the shelf Double wrapped in heavy plastic Sealed up tight for safeties sake To keep from the hands of those not in the know Plus less chance of escape Though Whatchamacallit's aren't dangerous They are mischievous all the same Far be it for me to set mine free And be the one to blame So I keep it on a leash Everytime that I go out Even put it in my pocket If I'm roaming a big crowd But believe you me if it's me you see Out someday on the street I have my Whatchamacallit Somewhere close to me I'd like to thank cheryl hoffman for the idea of this fiasco!