What Pandemic

What 'pandemic?'
  I never called it that
As for 'climate change'
  Something for God to work at

Don't believe there's any 'polarization'
  Isn't the world getting hotter?
As for 'skyrocketing inflation'
  More bothersome politicization...

By now you may have guessed 
  My name is Alfred E. Newman
    ~ What me worry? my jest
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Baker Avatar
July 5, 2022 at 1:18 PM
Funny reference to Alfred, Gershon. We worry too much! Bill
DiMino Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 6:38 PM
"What, me Worry!" Love it. Brought back fond memories. Blessings my friend.
Romios Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 1:47 PM
Magic, how you take heavy issues and add a wallop of humor, Gershon! I loved Alfred E Newman! Hugs, Panagiota xxx
Wolf Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 5:50 PM
Well, the wand worked wonders with this one, I guess. Good old Alfred E. Newman used to leave me in stitches -- and that's just from seeing the covers of those old MAD Mags! ~ Nostalgic Nutcase
Hankins Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 9:40 AM
I'm with you, gw. Why worry over anything you can't change? At my age I'm not going to be around if this generation ruins everything. They'll have to deal with it. Not me!
Wolf Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 5:51 PM
Sounds like you and Alfred E. are teaming up for a run at -- to -- destiny!
Lawless Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 4:21 AM
Bring on the "POTdemic"
Wolf Avatar
July 3, 2022 at 5:49 PM
POTS and PANS... POETS with PLANS. Heh, heh. thanks, John!
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