What In the Name of _Ell, Is Goin' On???
I must be mad, delusional, bezerk,
And acting like the biggest jerk...
I awoke, Bela Lagosi by my side,
He was snoring, I was petrified!
Got up to escape,
To my closet to shape,
A means to leave beneath his cape,
My heart in mouth agape,
I rushed to the door, fearing
vampire teeth rape...
I found Frankenstein's Monster,
was the Doorman,
You couldn't scare me much more, man!!
Exited fast, hailed a cab,
And who's but driving?
The mummy, dressed so drab....
Jumped out to take the El,
And wouldn't you know it,
Oh what the hell,
Wolfman Jack at the switch,
I can't get away!!
Son of a Bi_ch!!
Started to run in the park,
Calling out for someone to hark,
I'd had enough, might never make it...
Then espied my miseralbe wife,
Who made my existence a tortured life,
Ran back to Monster-Land,
Fast as I can,
If I'm gona die,
I need a reason why,
I'd rather die with a monster
in a ditch.
Then by torture by that
b_tch!
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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