What I'M Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me

What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me was walking my dog the other day; And in his verbalization instead of barking he meow; I was wondering was it because I fed him earlier Purr-ina Kat Chow: I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was……. Absolutely surprised really astounded Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me My gold fish jumped up in to the bird cage; The door was open, so the Parakeet went swimming in the aquarian; I had to laugh… I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was…….Tricked and cheated Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses; Absolutely surprised really astounded; As the rain may shine; And the sun may pour; Radiation coming from my Adidas's shoes; The dog yet meows, now the cat crows; I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was……. Unable to think clearly utterly bewildered; Confused about what had just happened; Somewhat demented, bewildered, muddled, addled, befuddled, disoriented; Still I'm bewildered, bemused, puzzled, perplexed, baffled; Nonplussed, mystified, muddled, dumbfounded; Not in possession of all my mental faculties; Because of old age?? All this What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses I’m enraged What a perplexing dirty world; I opened a can of tuna, and all that was there was a shark tooth; I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was……. Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Left the dinner table early cause peas fell in my shoes; My bowl of apple slices fell off the table now there’re bruised; Can't tie my shoes because I can't bend down; Looking though my cataracts just realized I'm wearing sandals; Still I’m enraged, Absolutely surprised really astounded; Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses; Now when I walk my dog he wears a harness; Now how does that suite you? This whole day long been Bamboozies, Gobsmacks and Confused All of these happenings this what gobsmacks, bamboozies and confuses me 10/25/18 What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger