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What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
 

       What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
                             was walking my dog the other day;
                And in his verbalization instead of barking he meow;
       I was wondering was it because I fed him earlier Purr-ina Kat Chow:
                  I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was…….
                           Absolutely surprised really astounded
                          Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses


           What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
                        My gold fish jumped up in to the bird cage;
     The door was open, so the Parakeet went swimming in the aquarian;
                                      I had to laugh…
   I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was…….Tricked and cheated
                         Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses;
                          Absolutely surprised really astounded;

                                     As the rain may shine;
                                     And the sun may pour;
                        Radiation coming from my Adidas's shoes;
                          The dog yet meows, now the cat crows;
                       I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was…….
                        Unable to think clearly utterly bewildered;
                         Confused about what had just happened;
Somewhat	demented, bewildered, muddled, addled, befuddled, disoriented;  
	


Still I'm bewildered, bemused, puzzled, perplexed, baffled;
Nonplussed, mystified, muddled, dumbfounded; 
Not in possession of all my mental faculties; 
                                Because of old age??
All this What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me 


                             Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses
                                            I’m enraged
                                  What a perplexing dirty world;
         I opened a can of tuna, and all that was there was a shark tooth;
                    I think I believe in my heart and mind that I was…….
                             Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses
                  Left the dinner table early cause peas fell in my shoes;
             My bowl of apple slices fell off the table now there’re bruised;
                       Can't tie my shoes because I can't bend down;
          Looking though my cataracts just realized I'm wearing sandals;
               Still I’m enraged, Absolutely surprised really astounded;
                            Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses;
                       Now when I walk my dog he wears a harness;
                                    Now how does that suite you?
          This whole day long been Bamboozies, Gobsmacks and Confused
   All of these happenings this what gobsmacks, bamboozies and confuses me


                                                     10/25/18
              What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest
                                     Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger
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