Wet and Juicy - the Story of Gum

Oh yeah Gum You're hot, but you're dumb You get wet as I chew You're juicy and a sexy color of blue Let me just put you in my mouth please I don't even care if you were made by the chinese Every night I get you out I'll do you any day, no doubt After a while your flavor starts to leave My tongue, you will no longer receive Sometimes I find you just sitting alone Then as I chew you for some reason I start to moan You taste great Even if this is only our second date I finally decide to spit you in the trash Turns out I'm allergic and I now have a rash Screw you I'm done tasting your flavors I'm going back to eating life savers