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Wet and Juicy - The Story of Gum

Oh yeah Gum
You're hot, but you're dumb
You get wet as I chew
You're juicy and a sexy color of blue
Let me just put you in my mouth please
I don't even care if you were made by the chinese
Every night I get you out
I'll do you any day, no doubt
After a while your flavor starts to leave
My tongue, you will no longer receive
Sometimes I find you just sitting alone
Then as I chew you for some reason I start to moan
You taste great 
Even if this is only our second date
I finally decide to spit you in the trash
Turns out I'm allergic and I now have a rash
Screw you I'm done tasting your flavors
I'm going back to eating life savers

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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