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We'Ll Meat Again .

The  deli-girl  fumed  and  was  swearing 
At  the  Frenchman's  request , so  uncaring .
"Sir  you  are  the  dregs
NO !!  I don't  have  frogs  legs .
It's  these  5 inch  high  heels that  I'm  wearing ".


He  said  " that pigs head  looks  so  meek ".
His short  shiny  snout  oh  so sleek .
But  to  her  surprise ,
He said  "leave  in  the  eyes .
It's  gotta  see  me thro'  the  week ".



Inspired by the talented pen of M/S Guzzi and her " Bull O Ney " , rhyme , for the double 
limerick contest ..

Copyright © Sean Kelly | Year Posted 2010

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James Inman Date: 11/17/2015 7:03:00 AM Very clever, left me smiling. Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 6/20/2011 8:44:00 PM Poetry Assignment# Form: Ballad ~~ Category: nature, depression, mystery, and confused~ Title: * Butterfly tears * Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/11/2011 9:32:00 AM oh, man, I sure got fooled.I just went to see and this one is from August. Dang, these contests , I do not even REMEMBER this one, and how did I ever forget this one that I had loved so much the first time!! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/11/2011 9:31:00 AM oh,my what a humorous ending, "see me thro the week" hahaha. VERY good. I have no clue about this here contest, but you are gonna do well in it!! Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

C.C Bloomsfield Date: 10/25/2010 8:29:00 AM i just love the way you write Sean!Celene. Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 9/23/2010 6:18:00 AM This is too funny!! I love it, I missed it somehow. On my hollow woman poem, do you think I went too wordy? Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 9/22/2010 8:00:00 AM Sean, thanks so much for your latest comment. Unsportsmanlike conduct is far too prevalent here and only serves to hurt the feelings of winners. The person who complained publicly about not placing in one of my contests had friends send threatening Soup mails to me. I ended up having to block them. Pretty sad, eh? Hope you'll consider entering the contest I have open now. Two more spots left to fill. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 9/20/2010 8:58:00 AM Hello there Sean !! What a wonderful and fascinating enjoyment to read this wonderful poem. (( many funny thoughts go thru my mind while reading this awesome and clever write. Enjoy and take care,..p.d. Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 9/6/2010 9:32:00 PM still catching up with many poets, love these two. wonderful limericks, great stuff. Harry Login to Reply

Date: 9/2/2010 11:47:00 AM This one comes alive on the page. Got a chuckle out of it. You are so good with humor. Congratulations on your win in the contest. I wish you ongoing success with your writing. Thank you for your kind comment on my poem. Karen Login to Reply

Brian Strand Date: 9/2/2010 8:52:00 AM Yes Summer here ,as usual when kids go back to school,re TB's book sorry I don't care for such fiction.Rgds Brian.How will your lads do this year? Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/16/2010 8:44:00 PM SEan, I find yours to be one of my very favorite in this contest. Congratulations! LUv, Andrea Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 8/16/2010 5:55:00 AM Congratulations to you Sean on your win in John Freeman and Carolyn Devonshire's shared contest "Double Limerick Inspiration". Love, Carol Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 8/15/2010 10:11:00 PM I laughed harder at this than any. I found it very clever. Congratulations. Love, Joyce. Login to Reply

Iolanda Scripca Date: 8/15/2010 7:12:00 PM Congrats for your well deserved win. Alll the best, Iolanda Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/15/2010 6:08:00 PM Congrats on your win, Sean Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/15/2010 4:27:00 PM John and I were far apart on our rankings, Sean. I love this poem! Congratulations on your placement. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 8/15/2010 2:51:00 PM Congrats Sean on your winning poem in the Double Limerick contest with this great piece for an entry..enjoy your momentous victory this happy Sunday.. miss u.. am in Italy right now..getting married on the 22nd..luv.. yeah.. Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 8/15/2010 2:33:00 PM Thanks Sean and congratulations on your place. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Brian Strand Date: 8/8/2010 1:24:00 AM The master 'limerick' man from Munster strikes again.Will they have a good season ahead > Rgds Brian Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/7/2010 10:27:00 PM hahaha, COOL entries, Sean!! Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 8/7/2010 8:19:00 AM Hehe gotta love this one, especially for the giggles I got out of it.. Best wishes for the contest Sean.. wilma Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/7/2010 8:15:00 AM Laughing at your comments on my birds and bees, Sean. I put "ladies" in quotes to imply they were all cross-dressers. Thus, the cigar. No one's gonna get it, but what the heck. I had to give it a shot and that's what came to my mind. Guess I'm not the most "romantic" of writers. LOL Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/7/2010 8:09:00 AM Nice Limericks. Good luck, Sean Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/7/2010 7:19:00 AM You leave the reader laughing out loud, Sean. Terrific limerick! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply