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December 2017 Extremely high winds are forecast due to an influx of sprouts over Christmas . My New Year’s resolution to avoid chocolate is not the only dark cloud on the horizon January 2018 We have eaten the last of the sprouts so the prevailing winds have subsided! The air pollution warning is now on amber alert. Many areas of the country will be suffering from deep depression. This is due to a heavy cloud of debt lingering after a cyclone of over spending during the festive period February 2018 I’m in the doldrums as the period of deep depression continues, for some people it will last for many months. A blizzard of bills are expected and it has dawned on me I need to observe a degree of self control next year March 2018 Arid conditions are felt in my wallet and I’m under pressure to pay off the monsoon of bills. The pressure is rising and I can feel the chill factor if they don’t get paid April 2018 I am continuing my diet so there are nor’easter eggs for me May 2018 My neighbour is expecting her baby so we have advanced warning of flash flooding, which may occur at any time during the month. The baby is to be called Gail. We are hoping she will be a ray of sunshine and not wet and windy. June 2018 I am going to be child-minding Gail so I expect a lot of damp patches and prevailing wind. I hope Gail is temperate as I don't think I could cope with a howling Gail! July 2018 We are due to get a visit from the icy mother in law and are predicting a degree of turbulence. She breezes into our house and always gives us such a frosty reception; it takes a long time before she thaws. I can only tolerate her in small doses, I hope she backs off otherwise I could reach boiling point. August 2018 I’m going on holiday and will be found sunbathing on a beach in Hawaii. I am hoping for sunshine, as I do like a warm front! September 2018 From past observation there will be a tide of Christmas tat on the shelves. I will promise my hubby that I’ll curb my spending on my current account and not eclipse last year’s hail of debt. October 2018 Hubby has issued me a severe red warning not to overspend this year! November 2018 I have reached saturation point with the tsunami of cards I have to write … I hope the postmen do not have another lightning strike this year. December 2018 Yippee! Sprouts are back on sale in the shops. More strong winds are predicted which may reach gale force at times! FICTIONAL POEM Weather Forecast 2018 contest Sponsored by Viv Wigley 12/30/17

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Line Gauthier

Date: 5/3/2018 12:21:00 AM

Belated congrats on your gold medal finish with this wonderful take on the weather challenge contest, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2018 1:25:00 AM

Thanks Line, I had a feeling Viv would like this one as he has such a great sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 2/1/2018 11:34:00 AM

Such an amazing write, Jan! I so enjoyed reading it! Congratulations on your well-deserved stand-alone First Place win! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 12:27:00 PM

Thanks so much Sandra I had such fun with the theme and am so delighted Mr Viv liked it so much:-) hugs jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 1/31/2018 8:10:00 PM

This is an awesome humorous weather forecast Jan; Congrats to you on getting a well deserved top placement!~Che :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 3:58:00 AM

Thanks so much Che I am delighted:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 1/31/2018 7:57:00 PM

So glad to see you got the top win- congrats!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 3:58:00 AM

I'm absolutely delighted Mr Viv liked my poem so much Agnes:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/31/2018 4:20:00 PM

Hi Jan, I see why you got the top spot. It was very clever and well written. I enjoyed the humour as well. Congratulations on top win. It was well deserved:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 4:23:00 PM

Many thanks Alexis i am absolutely delighted with my top spot in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 1/31/2018 11:51:00 AM

Always with great imagination no matter rain, snow, and sunshine she is always prepared. Way to go podium winner ... Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 12:02:00 PM

Thanks so much Eve I am flying high with two podium wins in 2 days:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 1/31/2018 10:14:00 AM

Back to say congrats, Jan! It always looked like a winner!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 10:48:00 AM

Thanks so much Dale I'm doing quite well in contests this week! I'm absolutely delighted Mr Viv liked my poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Sonia Walker

Date: 1/31/2018 9:41:00 AM

Jan, your imaginative poem on the weather forecast rings with humor and truth. Congratulations on your top winning entry. Have you thought about being a weather lady for your local evening news? Hugs, Sonia.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 10:46:00 AM

Thanks so much Sonia - the poem was read out on the local radio station... that is the nearest I will get to being a weather lady lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 1/31/2018 8:17:00 AM

Back with congratulations Jan! Stellar job! :) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 8:19:00 AM

Thanks Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/31/2018 7:52:00 AM

Brilliantly done Jan, love your references' to different bits of it . Well deserved win. Regards Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 7:54:00 AM

Thanks so much Tom I am so proud of this poem and was delighted Viv liked it enough to give it first place:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 1/31/2018 4:26:00 AM

Very clever Jan, and a laugh, congratulations on your first place win, hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 5:55:00 AM

Thanks so much Mick I am delighted Mr Viv liked it so much:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/31/2018 2:50:00 AM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:39:00 AM

Thanks so much Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/31/2018 12:48:00 AM

Congrats on being topster in my contest, jan, from an old fart x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:39:00 AM

Hey you must have really liked it Mr Viv lol:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/31/2018 12:46:00 AM

Congrats on being topster in my contest, jan, from an old fart x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:38:00 AM

Thanks so much Mr Viv I had a feeling it would appeal to your sense of humour and the poem was read out on the radio and the presenter described it as 'genius' lol :-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/31/2018 12:14:00 AM

Jan, I knew this would be a top winner! You truly did outdo yourself with this spectacular clever piece that deserves to be number one! Congratulations my friend! I loved your entry best! xxoo : ) Forgot to mention I faved this marvel!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:36:00 AM

Thanks Connie it was read out on the local radio station, the presenter described it as 'genius' which made me lol as i just write simple fun poems:-) hugs jan

Gregory Richard Barden

Date: 1/31/2018 12:04:00 AM

So creative and imaginative, and much wit and whimsy throughout ... I thoroughly enjoyed this, and it brightened my mood. Thank you for sharing ... another deserving win, Jan ... congratulations.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:34:00 AM

Thanks Greg I had a feeling Mr Viv would like this one:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/31/2018 12:01:00 AM

wow, jan, when did you ever write this? I completely overlooked it and here it is a podium winner. BIG congrats to you, my friend. So cleverly done. and what is this thing with sprouts??? (the Gail stuff was hilarious)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 3:33:00 AM

After our recent mail I can say the joke about sprouts is 'British humour' :-):-):-) hugs jan xx

Edward Mccall

Date: 1/14/2018 7:41:00 PM

OMG!!! THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!! I was laughing the whole way through. I love the word play especially with Gail. And the sprouts so funny. you where right it definitely tickled my funny bone. Huge hugs to you my dear Jan and thank you for the laughs tonight. Edward.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2018 7:45:00 PM

:-):-):-) I had a feeling you would like this one Edward i'm delighted you dropped by to read it:-) I think it was read out on the radio last week i must try and get a copy of the recording if the presenter did give it an airing:-) hugs jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 1/10/2018 3:44:00 PM

Dear Jan: This is so clever and funny. It should rate high with Viv. Sorry to hear you have to have surgery, Sending good thoughts and keep us posted in case we need to cheer you up. Hugs, SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2018 5:26:00 PM

Thanks so much Suz, I've had an incredibly rough 10 days was knocked for 6 from the op and then I got a viral infection which floored me today is the first time I feel back to normal and am active on soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Old Buck

Date: 1/3/2018 2:38:00 PM

Jan: As for "the warm front" simply try laying on your back more? Good luck on your plans for the New Year. Keep writing this "fun" stuff. We all need a lift during these times. oldbuck

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2018 5:12:00 PM

Thanks Old Buck I am trying to be upbeat and write funny poems as I go for surgery tomorrow and need to keep my spirits up:-) thanks for all your support and my best wishes for 2018:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 12/31/2017 9:16:00 AM

That was a fabulously smile worthy read. What a hoot. Love the metaphors. Will put it aside for tweeting a link. May your forecasting be terrible, and have a great New Year.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2017 4:25:00 PM

Thanks so much Scott and i'm overjoyed you are going to tweeting a link of the poem I hope other people enjoy my fun poem. It's going to be read out on the radio next Sunday I'm really delighted:-) hugs jan xx

Vera Duggan

Date: 12/30/2017 7:46:00 PM

Hi Jan, you are such a clever poet, how you ever thought of something like this so good and interesting, hope you are well, happy new year.....Vera

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 7:50:00 PM

Thanks Vera:-) it's so so lovely to see you back on soup:-) I don't know where it comes from I just let my muse have free rein and let her crack on with it lol. I'm awaiting surgery to remove a breast lump in early January as the biopsy I had was 'indeterminable' but apart from that I'm fine thanks. Hope you are well:-) sending my best wishes for 2018:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/30/2017 6:54:00 PM

very clever, dear jan! your sense of humo(u)r is in full force in this delightful poem...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 7:01:00 PM

Thanks Ilene you have to have U in humour!!! I had such fun writing for the contest. Thanks so much for all your support and lovely comments and my very best wishes for 2018. i look forward to reading more delightful poems especially about Henry and his sister :-) hugs jan xx

David Mohn

Date: 12/30/2017 5:46:00 PM

terrific Jan...till I got to the mother in-law part...too close to home :) Have a wonderful New Year!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 5:57:00 PM

Sorry that you can relate to that part David - that bit is fiction for me as my mother in law passed away some years ago ... but it does have an element of truth in it lol:-) My very best wishes for 2018:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 12/30/2017 5:31:00 PM

Love your humor and creativity, Jan. Fabulous job.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2017 5:36:00 PM

Thanks Agnes I hope Viv likes the poem I had such fun writing it:-) thanks for all your supportive comments:-) Very best wishes for 2018:-) hugs jan xx