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The sign on the fence said beware With a picture of a vicious dog there But he felt inclined To ignore that sign That's why he got bit in the rear! The label on his meds warned him of the side effects that may come his way He never read it anyway So he had diarrhea all day! While driving he failed to heed the signs And was pulled over by a cop He now had to pay a fine For ignoring a sign called STOP!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 10/18/2016 4:05:00 PM
great job with these little funny ones, Joseph. I was thinking ten lines or less?but maybe he allowed more. I hope so, coz yours are great.
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Date: 10/16/2016 11:11:00 AM
This is witty, Joseph, and I confidently predict a winner! The signs are there, but very often we tend to ignore them, at our own expense! Regards // paul
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Date: 10/16/2016 3:01:00 AM
Excellent. Cleverly done. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it
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Date: 10/15/2016 5:11:00 PM
LOL! he should have yielded to the sign. Well done Joseph.
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Date: 10/15/2016 2:05:00 PM
Hi Joseph, This is a clever and funny write. Good warnings. BGood luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 10/15/2016 8:55:00 AM
Very clever humour Joseph:-) just posted mine for the contest. Hugs Jan xx
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