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Wanted For the Foul Murder of Santa Claus

I am not applying for Santa's job
It is lies that's coming from Mr Floods gob
But there's drone footage as proof 
Terry pushed him off the roof
And a large sack with bricks in he did lob.

Theres a warrant out for Terry Flood
All the kids in the world want his blood 
His evil scheming will fail
There's a top cop on his trail
His scheme will crash to earth with a thud. 

Written on 29th November 2022

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Sara Kendrick

December 29, 2023 at 1:34 PM

Oh!! Whoa!! This one is very upsetting. I hope it was a mistake and not the real Santa. Thanks for sharing your humor with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K

Tom Cunningham

December 29, 2023 at 7:53 PM

Thank you Sara, it was a bit of fun between Terry and myself. Glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Paula Goldsmith

December 21, 2022 at 12:31 PM

Did anyone check for finger prints??? Terry better hide or the kids will eat him alive. Have a fun/blessed day writing away................

Tom Cunningham

December 21, 2022 at 12:37 PM

Thank you Paula, there were prints on the snow but it melted lol. Tom

Deb M

December 1, 2022 at 5:01 AM

Love and believe it Tom!! Debx

Tom Cunningham

December 1, 2022 at 5:07 AM

Lol he even tried to blame me. We've got a noose ready. Tom

Valsa George

December 1, 2022 at 2:57 AM

Don't spare that "wicked murderer". Terry needs to be punished. Even if the top cop spares him, children waiting for gifts wont ! :)

Tom Cunningham

December 1, 2022 at 4:31 AM

Lol, he will be punished, first we got to find him as he escaped from court, don't worry, our top people are on the case. Tom

I Am Anaya

November 30, 2022 at 2:45 PM

Good times, Terry's avatar surely makes for a great wanted poster, I mean just look at it! It's hilarious, escapee. Love your sets of limericks...in the spirit of the holidays :D

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 10:37 PM

Thank you very much Anaya, glad you're enjoying them. Its good news and I have it on good authority that Santa lives, so get your stocking ready but only if you've been good ho ho ho. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 30, 2022 at 9:45 AM

Absolutely a marvelous and hilarious Limerick, my friend, Tom. He should be arrested! Blessings!

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 12:39 PM

Thank you very much Demetrios, he was in court and managed to flee, but he'll be caught, Mark my words lol. Tom

Vijay Pandit

November 30, 2022 at 5:58 AM

You weave humor so easily in this form, Tom. Fun read.

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 7:30 AM

Thank you very much Vijay, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Charles Messina

November 30, 2022 at 3:14 AM

Rumor has it that the Easter Bunny and Frosty were murdered too...maybe Terry is a mass murderer (lol). Fun thoughts, Tom. Charlie

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 3:45 AM

Lol or the grinch in disguise. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

November 30, 2022 at 2:18 AM

I like these fun limericks written in a different style.

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 7:31 AM

Thank you very much Victor, im pleased that you enjoyed them. Tom

Joanna Daniel

November 30, 2022 at 1:44 AM

What fun limericks, Tom:) hope this inspires a chain of more limericks:)

Tom Cunningham

November 30, 2022 at 2:10 AM

Lol, thanks Jo, watch this space. Tom

Terry Flood

November 29, 2022 at 3:27 PM

Aha! But I can’t be in two places at once, and I was with Ice Cream Gran all night… for DUM DUM DUMmmm I AM ice cream Gran. Besides, I cannot tell a lie, ask my pet camel, Huckleberry Humpyhound.

Tom Cunningham

November 29, 2022 at 9:36 PM

You can't blame this on your 'twin' Terry, the camera never lies. Ice cream gran will be interviewed in the course of our investigations in this grave matter. The mayors office has said it cannot comment further whilst investigations are ongoing. But I can say for the benefit of the children that a faint heartbeat has been detected in Santa, so the charge of murder may be wounding with intent, either way when you come out of hiding appoint yourself a good lawyer lol.

Jenna Logan

November 29, 2022 at 2:25 PM

Oh, now I see... Terry's even naughtier than Bad Santa. My latest limericks will set him straight... Santa Lives! Terry tried to do him in, blame it on you... what a schemer. I'm not sure if Santa is dead or alive now. Maybe Terry will be facing attempted murder. It'll come out at the trial if Santa shows up as the star witness.

Tom Cunningham

November 29, 2022 at 2:36 PM

Thanks Jenna, I think he's really the Grinch and tried to deflect any blame by making wild accusations about me, if I was in any way found guilty of wrongdoing I'd step down as mayor, and you could frogmarch me outta town lol.