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Waiting For Any Woman

Be patient
be very very patient
after that
add more patience
then wait
and wait
and wait and wait and wait
become a waiter
at least you will be paid to wait

When she finally finally arrives
give her the biggest smile you possibly possess
tell her, "Hello love, you are early and
looking very majestically beautiful my sweet!
what have you done to your hair love?"
since you have waited a century or two or three
it's a safe gamble she has, and you my friend
will be a big winner.

Therefore when you wait and wait and wait
be a winner
even skeletons
smile

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James Inman

Date: 9/29/2018 10:57:00 AM

Arthur, what a light hearted poem that is so full of wisdom.

Faraz Ajmal

Date: 9/27/2018 1:07:00 PM

Ahh, it is such a lovely and fun write, just wait and wait, but believe me that waiting sure is going to be worth it, I really enjoyed reading this wonderful poem of yours, good luck and have a really nice day

Jan Allison

Date: 9/23/2018 3:10:00 AM

oh so funny Art!:-) Are you a masterwaiter lol:-) hugs Jan xxx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 9/16/2018 10:28:00 PM

Sometimes patience is golden, I hope you get your just reward, thanks for sharing Arthur

Eve Roper

Date: 9/14/2018 12:51:00 PM

Waiting is sometimes a good thing to get the right person or thing:) Thank you for everything you have done for my husband and me. Hugs dear friend eve

Winged Warrior

Date: 9/14/2018 7:33:00 AM

Superbly done my friend...the wait is better than the catch lol...Waiter, there's a woman in my soup lol...love & light...^WW^

Darren White

Date: 9/13/2018 2:58:00 PM

This is funny... I wouldn't feel comfortable next to a skeleton ;p

Tim Smith

Date: 9/12/2018 1:25:00 PM

I sent her express all you have to do is supply the air. Not sure if they got that in Canada ..I know there's no hockey... seriously great write

Vickie Hurtt - Thayer

Date: 9/12/2018 8:50:00 AM

lOVE iT...I smILED.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

Date: 9/12/2018 8:24:00 AM

Lol! Poetic gold ;) xomo!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/12/2018 4:49:00 AM

"become a waiter at least you will be paid to wait" - that hit me in the funnybone so hard. My heart hurts from the unexpected laugh that came out. This one is so funny!

Besma Riabi Dziri

Date: 9/12/2018 3:20:00 AM

Believe me I kept laughing while reading your whole poem! On the surface layer it is funny and light but it is rich with ache in depth.. A powerful write, an insightful rendition of one of human nature sufferings.. YES, sometimes we keep waiting for a beautiful soul to death! Brilliant! A FAV. My deepest regards Arthur.