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I think I’ll run for president – It seems to be a thing – So since I own a lot of hats, I’ll toss one in the ring. Most people haven’t heard of me – I have no claim to fame – But I have one advantage – They can all pronounce my name. Though the field’s already crowded, I believe this is my time For what’s missing is a candidate Whose thoughts come out in rhyme!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 5/17/2019 2:24:00 PM
Bravo! Oncor! A FAVE! Ha, ha!! I may just vote for you, Ilene---as I don't want a Socialist Democrat, nor do I want 4 more years of drama in the West Wing. So tell me, what can YOU promise us (besides rhyme) that the rest can't? -- How about free-dom from politics for a (welcome) change?!...Oh, yeah: one more thing: PLEASE shorten the length of the whole campaign to 3 weeks, and donate all the money saved thereby to solving America's real problems. (Hey, I'm available for Veep). :) gw
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Date: 5/17/2019 8:06:00 AM
President Bauer, sounds good, am sending a cheque to your campaign manager.
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Date: 5/16/2019 5:25:00 PM
You've got my vote always Ilene!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/16/2019 5:14:00 PM
Ach, but "Bauer" translates to "Farmer" and 6x Bankrupt Dodo Trump so loves farmers he reduced agricultural shipments to China from $30-billion to only $13-billion in 2018 with even greater losses projected for 2019. Plus his tweets are never sweet, and you don't deserve that! Run for Governor of Alabama, instead! Aloha! Rico
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