Vlad the Lad

VLAD THE LAD Oh dear Vlad lad, just what the 'eck do think you are playing at Get your derrière out of there and give that lovely Ukraine back I know you have read all your history, and that you have a plan But, we're not reading from the same book so don't understand And, if we were not just getting on top of that nasty Covid virus Now we hear you are invading Ukraine on our TV's and wireless Boris Johnston is getting all excited, he's getting his power back It takes away from them illicit drink parties and getting the sack Is looking forward to sanctioning Russia, it makes him feel rank Until the price of petrol goes up and there's nothing in the bank No one wants to see this war, it's beyond any reasonable excuse That short butt Putin welding his power, and on others his abuse Far to much time with, Bash "Em Assad, he thinks he's a Islamic And, with that smile gone, to us all, you are no longer the comic Indiana Shaw . . .