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Viagra Falls

There once was a man from Niagara
whose wiener's so long it would stab ya'

but when it got little 
his pills became skittles   
until he O.D.'d on Viagra

© ~JSLambert  2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the competition:) hope everyone gets "a rise" out of it!

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Date: 12/1/2016 1:32:00 PM
literally the worst piece of shit ive read on here.
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Date: 3/23/2013 9:29:00 AM
beautiful poem, well written. In such a windy and snowy day, reading this piece just completes my relaxation. What a poem!
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Date: 4/16/2012 11:01:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Sidney~LeeAnn's "Haiku From The Heart" contest JSL. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/13/2012 10:43:00 PM
congrats JS on a fantastico third place win ..luv..
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Date: 4/13/2012 10:07:00 PM
Mr. Roboto...love it.., , a wonderful congratulations.. with this awesome poem * good night. :-) always~ PD
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Date: 4/13/2012 6:41:00 PM
Congratulations JS!! lol...really tickled my funny "bone"....big huggss--love,deb ;)
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Date: 4/13/2012 5:42:00 PM
Different one for sure..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 4/13/2012 3:33:00 PM
Yes, the competition was ruff...Congrats to you, Domo!...Good Sam Graduate Nursery '68!...ha ha. Love, GWendolen
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Date: 11/19/2011 8:53:00 AM
soupmail
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Date: 8/7/2011 3:38:00 AM
hahahaha...this is too funny. I luv it.... really
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Date: 8/5/2011 10:50:00 PM
Hilarious, limericks are wonderful and this is the best!
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Date: 7/24/2011 8:23:00 PM
I love limericks. This is a laugh, good one
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Date: 6/30/2011 9:28:00 AM
Haha this one sure is funny and witty :) This sure is a fun read :D
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Date: 6/29/2011 8:16:00 PM
From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert
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Date: 6/29/2011 8:15:00 PM
From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert
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Date: 6/25/2011 9:51:00 AM
think vigria causes cancer too cause when my x took it seems like he died soon after this made me lol tho and made me think of that jerk lmao thanks for uplift needed today and keep on trucking
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Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 PM
great read,,,,lol......
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Date: 6/22/2011 6:09:00 PM
This is really good...totally hilarious!
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Date: 6/21/2011 9:57:00 PM
hahaha. This is limerick how they are supposed to be done. Naughty funny!!! This may be a family site, but this is fine and dandy like skittle candy!! Love it.
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Date: 6/21/2011 1:49:00 PM
By the way, JS, I lived in Florence for a year when my sons had a gas station on Irby Street.
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Date: 6/21/2011 1:45:00 PM
hahahahah, I am happy at least that my niagara visuals inspired you to write this hilarious write, JS
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Date: 6/21/2011 1:22:00 PM
HILARIOUS!! This limerick is a "weiner" in my book and goes straight to my faves, Joey. Way to go. You rock! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/21/2011 1:06:00 PM
bwwwhhhaaaa....love it....this is soooo great....ha I find myself sitting around sometimes...shooting the sh** with people and come up with a little limerick like this...on the fly...this one is greatness....truly..."Why aren't these working?? It says on the box...'proven results'....maybe if I take a little more...." HA! ~ Shauna
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Date: 6/21/2011 8:25:00 AM
great little limerick. Mike
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Date: 6/21/2011 7:53:00 AM
hahahahaha..hilarious piece JS.. picture the moment of impact running for skittles.. a rainbow of Viagra.. wow.. u did a fantastic write for Limerick land poetry ..luv.. thankxx for enjoying my Happy Haven.. no need for Viagra there luv.. just "Sweetheart" sensations..oh..
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