Vegie-Revenge

while walking down the grocery isle I heard a parsnip scream out help I thought oh no I need help is this the end I should call a friend then the parsnip did it again help help me down under the parsnip bin the door was jammed all I could see was a clerk’s hand set me free he said to me I was relieved but he was still shaking as I helped him up he reached into the parsnip bin and grabbed a huge parsnip ran over to a blender popped it in and as it was chopped into bits smiled wide-eyed and said that is the last time that Parsnip is going to do that to me