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Veggie Vote

Tis the season once again For me to cast my vote This year I'm going Bananas Instead of Artichoke When it comes to Apples & Oranges They're pretty much the same As I close the curtain on the booth And just start punching names Asparagus is tops on my list Much more than Brussels Sprouts What Veggie will lead the charge We'll have to wait to find that out So let's freshen up the voting block And somewhere in between As we vote raw our favorite vegetable The rest of them we'll steam

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/2/2016 8:50:00 AM
Outstanding! Best guffaw of the morning so far...thanks! I thought I smelled rotting veggies at the polls...;-)
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Date: 11/2/2016 8:26:00 AM
I voted for the avocado! Love the humor Mike. This one is too much like reality!
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Date: 11/2/2016 7:46:00 AM
Lol, I think mentally some of the candidates are "vegetables!" Great humor as usual Mike!:)
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Date: 11/2/2016 7:35:00 AM
Mike - You humor is great. Good write, thanks for making me laugh this morning! :)
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