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Veggie Vote

Tis the season once again
For me to cast my vote
This year I'm going Bananas
Instead of Artichoke

When it comes to Apples & Oranges
They're pretty much the same
As I close the curtain on the booth
And just start punching names

Asparagus is tops on my list
Much more than Brussels Sprouts
What Veggie will lead the charge
We'll have to wait to find that out

So let's freshen up the voting block
And somewhere in between
As we vote raw our favorite vegetable
The rest of them we'll steam

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/2/2016 8:50:00 AM
Outstanding! Best guffaw of the morning so far...thanks! I thought I smelled rotting veggies at the polls...;-)
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Date: 11/2/2016 8:26:00 AM
I voted for the avocado! Love the humor Mike. This one is too much like reality!
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Date: 11/2/2016 7:46:00 AM
Lol, I think mentally some of the candidates are "vegetables!" Great humor as usual Mike!:)
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Date: 11/2/2016 7:35:00 AM
Mike - You humor is great. Good write, thanks for making me laugh this morning! :)
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