Valentine Experience

It’s again that time of the year When words bandied are ‘Love’ ‘Romance’, and ‘My Dear’ Question popped is, “Will you be my Valentine’? No, nothing wrong in it That’s fine But to find ‘genuine’ love And not to be scoffed Take advice from… No, no Love Guru But someone who has gone through The Valentine charade That Love parade Yep, someone like me I assure you No consultation fee Both of you may think ‘We are made for each other’ But just look around brother See the fun Everyone’s under the same impression So, don’t be fooled By the Valentine feel You need not paint the town red On the contrary Ensure your relationship is on an even keel In case of incompatibility Rid yourself quickly Give her up for good And don’t say, “If only I could” If you follow this You’ll be in ‘permanent’ bliss Keeping yourself out of harm’s way For example, let’s say The snorting father And the charging mother If you be both judicious and bold You are sure to hold Your own- Her skin As well as your bone Turn to someone else Let your charm sell See that your new partner oozes love Addresses you as ‘My Dove’ Remains with you Through thick and thin Above the Valentine din And before I close Do you have any questions to pose? I know what’s passing in your mind You want to find Whether it’s my ‘Valentine experience’ which speaks If it is this What you seek Well, only the wearer knows Where the shoe pinches So, the matter that clinches If for someone’s love You don’t pine You’d never write Such silly lines