Deb M Poet Rhyme

-Unwritten Process

There is an unwritten process in the book of flatulence 
For when it is passed
Firstly, if there is a dog in the room
Naturally, it was the dog who did that blast 

Next in line are children
When an awful smell wafts by
Of course it's one of the little angels
Which they always and forever deny 

Lastly it is the men 
Who simply bear no shame
When in the company of women 
Without question they are to blame 

As for us delicate creatures called ladies
We would never blow a foul trumpet tune
If by the slightest chance it ever came to fruition 
It would be the lovely aroma of sweet perfume

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Jennifer Proxenos December 17, 2024 at 9:40 AM Hey Deb.. my friend, A fun write written with elegant humor, loved it especially the last versre, how could it ever be a lady!!!!! Ha, ha ha. Blessings and hugs Jennifer A wonderful Christmas to you and your family dear Deb xx

Andrea Dietrich December 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM Haha. So true!! I never did it around other people. But as I've aged, it sometimes can't be helped. But they smell like perfume, so who cares!! Deb M December 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM Yes they do hehe!! Thanks Andrea....Debx

Terrell Martin December 12, 2024 at 9:12 PM Dear Deb, this is most beautiful, intelligent, creative, humorous, and smelliest (is that even a word?) poem I've ever had the pleasure of reading. And as a man I'm not in the least bit offended (LOL): Cheers/Terrell Deb M December 13, 2024 at 1:36 AM Wow ….Terrell what an amazing comment which has really touched my heart…you are so sweet and l appreciate your lovely words so very much! Happy l didn't offend haha!! Thankyou so much my friend! Debx

Gershon Wolf December 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM As I've heard tell: "She who smelt it, dealt it! lol. ~ gw Deb M December 12, 2024 at 11:35 PM Wasn't me! Thanks BB....Debx

John Read December 12, 2024 at 7:37 AM Hi Deb, more like the aroma of dead roses lol. xx Deb M December 12, 2024 at 12:12 PM Untrue and RUDE john haha!! Thanks Debx

Michael Tor December 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM Oh Deb this is a favorite. Jan would be proud of you lol. This had me laughing. thank you for the joy you brought me with your sense of humor. I hope this gets POTD or POTW. More people have to see this and read it. A "Classic" A big Hug to you... Deb M December 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM WOW what a glowing comment and compliment Michael... thankyou so much....l appreciate that so much! Glad l brought you some joy my friend as you have me with your comment....Debx

Tom Cunningham December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM Lol, why can't people own them, they always try and point the finger at someone else. Tom Deb M December 12, 2024 at 12:03 AM Hehe absolutely right Tom...hell unleashed that made me laugh!! Tom Cunningham December 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM The silent but violent ones are the worst, hell unleashed. Deb M December 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM Whoever smelt it dealt it!! Hehe....thanks my friend!! Debx

Terry Flood December 11, 2024 at 4:34 PM But some of us men know the truth, Deb. Some say ‘Garrgh.. you disgusting freak’. Some of the more gentlemanly among us, pretend not to notice. We just hold our breath until we can find an excuse to go outside… and breathe. But which one am I??? Deb M December 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM You pointing your finger at the culprit would say " oi you farted and you STINK!!" I do believe haha.....Debx

Jan Allison December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM most definitely true - i fart in a feminine way lol:-) hugs Jan xx Deb M December 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM Aww thanks Jan....l thought you may appreciate a little flatulence!! Debx Jan Allison December 11, 2024 at 2:05 PM a huge fave lol i had a blast reading this gem Deb xx