Unmatched

With lots of socks that look alike,
It’s hard to make a pair.
To try to find the perfect match,
You need some time to spare.

My husband solved the problem, though,
His gym socks the intention,
Which proves that yes, necessity’s
The mother of invention.

On every sock, he made a mark – 
First A, then B, then C;
The mate received a matching letter,
Alphabetically.

A Sharpie was his tool of choice
To keep the letters bright
In contrast to his many socks
In varied shades of white.

So from the dryer, out they pour,
Each waiting for its mate,
Which now is found so easily,
No question or debate.

It’s quite a shrewd solution
Though I think it’s also plain
That a plan like this would never come
From any woman’s brain!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Espinola Collins Avatar
April 15, 2014 at 8:56 PM
OMG! That's a really a really creative poem... I really enjoyed its humour :)
Johnson Avatar
January 30, 2014 at 9:19 PM
now all you have to do is darn up those darn holes. sooner or later the heals wear out and your walking on your soles. peace. :)
Manassian Avatar
January 29, 2014 at 5:35 PM
Oh...oh...oh....What a true story this is......I'm SO tired of finding the other pair. Brilliant. No woman would have thought of this......tis true. Love ya!!
Pettit Avatar
January 28, 2014 at 7:58 PM
Your husband has devised a good system. Nice way to describe it in a poem.
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