Daniel Cwiak Poet Limerick

Umpf. . . Umpf

Umpf . . . Umpf . . . Squeeze . . . Squeeze
    
     Tuck that flab in there, if you please!
  
     "This swim suit is too small, I fear...

      Or did I think the same last year?"

      Just one thing...REMIND YOURESELF NOT TO SNEEZE!

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Debbie Guzzi May 27, 2010 at 6:22 PM LOL..good one ..probably the sound effects confused the judge? I love them not enough folks use enough senses in their writes. Light & Love zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiing

Sean Kelly May 27, 2010 at 1:06 PM AAAAA CHOOOOO !! . Dangerous situation , when it's 2 this years bum , in last years costume . Clever piece , Dan , so write onnnnnn ...

Sharon Tideswell May 27, 2010 at 11:07 AM LOL, your first line is just too funny. Congrats on your HM & thanks for your comments on 'Pear and Fresh Air' :)

John Freeman May 26, 2010 at 6:09 PM Congratulations Daniel, on your success in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart May 26, 2010 at 12:57 PM Congrats Dan on your HM in the Bulge contest with this funny write... enjoy your honor ..with luv from the "Sweetheart"

Nitesh Aggarwal May 26, 2010 at 10:40 AM very funny. enjoyed.

Dr.Ram Mehta May 23, 2010 at 3:32 AM Very humorous and fine Limerick.

Barbara Gorelick May 22, 2010 at 12:19 PM Too funny...aaa-choo..BG

Andrea Dietrich May 22, 2010 at 12:07 PM Hey, so far I am just seeing guys doing these. and here I thought only women were so conscious of this kind of thing. Good entries I am seeing, and this one no exception! good luck in the contest, Daniel! Luv, andrea

Susan Palli May 22, 2010 at 11:44 AM very amusing!

Francine Roberts May 22, 2010 at 10:54 AM good one, good luck in the contest

Amy Green May 22, 2010 at 10:45 AM LOL- Good one!

Gert W. Knop May 22, 2010 at 9:29 AM Really a funny Limerick, Dan! Gefällt mir gut!!! Habe ürigens neue Haiku Tanka on soup! had problems this morning to post them but then it was ok! Danke für Dein Kommentar and I wish you a nice weekend...Gert