Uh-Oh Here Comes Drama Queen

He is a schizophrenic. 
And of course, which expert is saying this to me?
A person who has never met a schizophrenic, of course,
She might not even know a schizophrenic if we made them
Wear donkey tails, and let them bite dramatic people.

The same drama queen runs into my office 
Two hours later.  “She is emotionally disturbed.”
 Same expert, naturally.
I try not to laugh, keeping my mouth straight. “The five-year-old?”
Head nod. 
What did she do?
She put red lipstick all over her mouth like a clown.
What else?
Isn’t that enough?

No.

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Date: 12/21/2018 9:42:00 AM
Baahahahahahhhaaaaaa! Good one.
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Date: 12/20/2018 9:08:00 PM
Good thing she's there -- great source of material, she is. LOL. :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2018 6:10:00 AM
No kidding. I have already gotten over 200 poems out of her personality, without trying.
Date: 12/20/2018 9:07:00 PM
Hey! Good thing she's there---great source of material, she is. LOL! DQ? I prefer Dairy Queen.... :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2018 6:10:00 AM
Hahahaha You know her I see.
Date: 12/20/2018 5:38:00 PM
Sounds like SHE is the only nut there! ;P
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/20/2018 6:14:00 PM
And aren't you glad I recognize them rapidly now as they come at me?
Date: 12/19/2018 4:30:00 PM
Makes me think of some people who see anything creative or unusual as a sign of mental instability!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/19/2018 4:42:00 PM
People never cease to amaze me; some would be shocked at how fast they become "material" in my poems.
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