Ufos

If you ask our NewsMax, America One fueled, republican congressmen who won the last presidential election - they’ll pretend that they don’t know. But hey, these are the guys, the “honest brokers” we can trust, to figure out UFOs. These republicans disavow Trump’s clear treason. If they refuse to follow those clues, like video captured by the guilty themselves - how can their UFO “hearings” fail to amuse? It’s a shrewd political distraction, a republican red-herring, to put vague “aliens” in the news just when Trump's lawyers are figuring out which prison facility he should choose. In this circus of misinformation, we’re offered unproven decades of government collusion, heck, we even have that RFK.jr nut insisting that the alien saucers are full of jews. Of course, the aliens must be from distant galaxies - in their new breed of flying saucers - why else would they be turning down so many lucrative showbiz offers? Will it turn out that the cute, little, ET-guys are here conducting interstellar analysis? Stay tuned. Have the aliens come to eat us - should we be frozen in fearful paralysis? Or will our republican overlords, so busy removing our freedoms, decide it’s time to save us? There’s no long proven, scientific fact that the newer, dumber, Republicans haven’t disputed, maybe the UFOs were sent back from the future, their mission: study primitive human stupid.