Udonis

I searched all night for a contortionist, so that I might appreciate my own lack of flexibility. She twisted my mind and body in the most pretzel of ways. Even though I tried hard, I couldn’t achieve my Gumby aspirations. In the end, she felt I was kinda Pokey, so she kicked me out of her bed. As I walked down the street, I contemplated the lawlessness of attraction. There I was wandering around the rules, wondering which ones I had broken. Had I not tried my best to bend backwards? She said I was stiff but not in the way that mattered. What I wanted, apparently left her Wanton. I could feel it in her perfectly formed aura. She somehow lacked the liquidity to complete our transaction. Still I admired her foot to neck accomplishments. I had wanted to pole vault to new depths, but my Noodled Udon couldn’t reach China. From the beginning I was aching for her attraction, but was left to watch her perform an exquisite Aria. I am thankful and must admit, she played her instrument perfectly. Leaving me mesmerized and completely .....Astounded! January 17th, 2020 A bit of humour to start your day. ;0)