Two Happy Individuals - Colloquialisms Contest

Was a cold winter night log fire was lit, sending pictures around the walls. They sat together on a fur rug two happy individuals. She smiled at him, thinking how romantic, warmth from the fire making her cheeks glow. They kissed, loving levels were reaching high. she opened her eyes, that's when she saw. Laughter bubbled up exploding making her eyes water somewhat. She had espied he was wearing *Long johns with a flap by his butt I wear them cos they are warm he explained Meant to change them when home I got He started to giggle with her, as he said The look on your face I will never forget Funny how quickly the libido drops, the sight of long johns with a flap by the butt. *Long johns. - Men's long white underpants to the ankle, some have a flap by the butt. penned. July 1st. 2015