Two By Two Equals Four

Oscar Levant, American Author, Comedian, Music Composer and more,
Was born in the early 20th Century and died in the 1970’s 
Each decade, or era has their comedians – below is one of Mr Levant’s quotes,


TWO BY TWO EQUALS FOUR

A young couple Clorrita and Dwaine,
Decided to spend a holiday in Spain,
Both vegans, enjoyed a good radish,
But either neither nor, spoke Spanish.

They carried masks, heard of an Epidemic,
The Spanish Flu could become Pandemic,
They lived in Europe on inland terrain,
So decided they would travel by train.

They asked for a sleeper for four,
The ticket officer asked, “Why Senor”,
“Well, there is me and I, and she,
And my wife, so four we are you see”.

They had never thought or planned,
People could not understand,
When they went out to dine,
“A table for four please, will be fine”.

Eventually returned home, all so relieved,
Even Clorrita and Dwaine heaved,
A sigh, people don’t do simple maths anymore, 
Schizophrenics are two by two equals four!


“ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I’M SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I”
Fortunately, medicine has advanced incredibly since the 1970’s.
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Callus Avatar
May 6, 2022 at 11:21 AM
This is most enjoyable, Jenny! You treated the contradictory behaviour of Clorrita and Dwaine with respectful humour. ~ Warm regards & Hugs, my friend // paul
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May 7, 2022 at 1:23 AM
Thank you for your discerning comment Paul hope you have a wonderful weekend and so very happy we are continiuing our poetic connection, for we have known each for years now, hugs. Warm regards ,and blessings Jennifer
Deo Avatar
May 4, 2022 at 12:26 PM
Lovely, funny, a little dad. Ask u added,belie, the nice poem ... Medicine deals better with schizophrenia since the 1970s. Shalom shalom, thanX. & Eireene
Dietrich Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 4:02 PM
Fun story poem, Jennifer. I really enjoyed it. However, I believe multiple personalities is a better description. Not sure how schizophrenia came to mean split personality but the movies use that term all the time. my dad was a schizophrenic, and I came to know the disease' meaning as "withdrawal from reality" in that they hear and see things not really there plus they usually have paranoia. I am so glad I and my sisters escaped our father's fate
Proxenos Avatar
May 5, 2022 at 1:41 PM
Hi Andrea, so sorry about your father, it must have been very sad and hard for you and your sister, and your mom. I know very little about this disease and my heart goes out to you. I was unaware that they could adopt multiple personalities, you have opened up my eyes and my awareness a great deal more. Love and hugs, Jennifer.
Baker Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 3:23 PM
I loved your poem, Jennifer. Very entertaining. Have a great week my friend. Bill
George Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 2:04 AM
Quite an amusing write....Jenny ! People are not exactly how they appear before others. Many of them have dual personalities....! So two by two equals four ! Enjoyed much .....
Poet Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 7:26 PM
Jennifer, you are truly exceptional. Your poetry is both amusing and brilliant in its composition. In a lovely way, the final verse caught me entirely by surprise:) The vacation itself also seems like it will be enjoyable.
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May 2, 2022 at 7:28 AM
Hi Gershon, Clorrita and Dwaine were a happy couple deciding on happy destination for a holiday and actually puzzled that although they were so frank with the outside world, the outside world were so ignorant of what they so openly, were prepared to share with them. Blessings, Jennifer.
Wolf Avatar
May 1, 2022 at 7:09 PM
All in good fun -- I hope! (Having seen real schizophrenics, it's no walk in the garden). :) gw
Proxenos Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 7:34 AM
Hi my friend, apologies reply above. Jenn.
Ball Avatar
May 1, 2022 at 6:38 PM
Also one plus one often equals three. Loved this. Too cute. God Bless, JB
Proxenos Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 7:22 AM
Thanks Judy bless you too my friend. Hugs, Jennifer.
Rhymer Avatar
May 1, 2022 at 6:10 PM
I am of the school that always taught the rule that two and two was twenty two.Thanks for sharing.
Faulkner Avatar
May 1, 2022 at 5:35 PM
Hilarious, Jennifer, the last line caught me by surprise in a great way :) Also sounds kinda like a fun trip too~
Proxenos Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 7:21 AM
Thanks Michelle, glad i gave you a giggle. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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