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Twisted Words - Bawdy Limerick

My neighbour her name is Selene Can say things that can be obscene She tripped over my cat Then exclaimed 'cooking fat!' My son asked 'what did Selene mean?' 07 11 17

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Jack Horne

Date: 7/16/2017 8:59:00 AM

LOL, I bet you had fun explaining...

Pipping Stars

Date: 7/13/2017 7:47:00 AM

uhm ... bacon hair ball ... momma ima confused ...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/11/2017 10:45:00 PM

Haha, AT last I "got it" I had to pronounce the key word with the way you must use the vowel sound in that naughty word!!! Good one, Jan. Soupmail.

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/11/2017 10:44:00 PM

Wow, I am dense - I stared at this quite a while until the penny dropped. Guess I should go to sleep :)

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/11/2017 5:55:00 PM

Naughty pussy! ;-) ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 6:14:00 PM

Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/11/2017 3:22:00 PM

Lol.. Nicely done Jan ..if she had a fly in her loop the loop would she say Tom tit

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 4:33:00 PM

Lol Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/11/2017 1:11:00 PM

Lol...when I read it at therapy I didn't get it...boy I'm getting dim

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 4:33:00 PM

Lol the title should give it away lol:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 7/11/2017 11:04:00 AM

LOOL! Laugh Out Outrageously Loud! That's hilarious, Jan! This is my favourite limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:22:00 PM

Glad you found it funny WW I can write these in about 2 mins... I was just going out of the door and had to turn back and get this one of a scrap of paper lol:-) hugs Jan xx