Email Poem

Your IP Address: 18.190.158.12

Your Email Address:

To Email Address:

Subject

Personal Note:

Poem Title:

Poem

TOP GUN.

A keen jet pilot broke the speed of sound
A loud sonic boom he caused on the ground
House windows were broken
The whole town awoken
Claims from lawyers to the air force abound...
 
SANTA ON THE RUN

Santa got pulled over on the highway
Cops told him a light had gone on his sleigh
Santa said I'm in a rush
Cracked his whip shouted mush mush
The reindeers galloped off up and away...

QUEUE FOR THE LOO  (FICTIONAL WRITE).

Have you noticed there is always a queue
Not outside the gents, only the girls loo
Business takes  a minute
What do they do in it ?
They spend time gossiping that's what they do...

BILLY BLACKSMITH.

Billy the blacksmith was stoking his fire 
The next horse up for shoeing was a shire
Then blacksmith Billy felt
A kick below the belt
Now high pitched is soprano in the choir...

INDUSTRIAL ACTION.

The reindeer decided to go on strike 
Made demands that old Santa didn't like
He said it's Christmas eve
And I've soon got to leave
So he sacked them and rode off on his bike...



Written 19th November 2019.

CAPTCHA Preview

Type the characters you see in the picture

Required