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Trumpkin Pumpkin Is Just An Old Fart

Chuck’s carving a huge pumpkin mask
It’s really a challenging task
It will look like Don Trump
When he’s taking a dump
In orange glow Trumpty will bask

Trump annoys the Democrat votas
They’re praying Biden will be Potus
Let’s hope Joe will win through
Trump cryin'  oh boo hoo
left drifting along with his floatas

10/25/20 

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Jack Horne October 29, 2020 at 1:05 PM LMAO - still grinning at the dumping Trump line Jan Allison October 29, 2020 at 4:08 PM oh it was fun to write Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger October 29, 2020 at 4:50 AM I am gobsmacked by the beauty of this poem and the beauty of the visual! Wow! Thank you Jan. Jan Allison October 29, 2020 at 4:07 PM thanks Caren i get sent a pic of trumpty with a carrot for legs... I wish i could post it but it wouldnt get past the censors... it showed he had a tiny carrot willie it is a hilarious pic!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 27, 2020 at 6:07 AM - You should post this on Twitter ... he is a diligent user there ... let him cry as long as he wants ... - Well done, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 29, 2020 at 4:05 PM lol he might dish out some tweetment to me if i did :-( hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie October 26, 2020 at 3:56 PM Hello Jan … there is so much about the US I don’t understand but your limerick set is helping with the politicians - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison October 29, 2020 at 4:05 PM thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 26, 2020 at 12:02 PM Thanks for the laughs! Your Trump Dump should give Americans a clue that instead of naming schools after Trump, the City Cump or Sewer System would be a better choice, but Orangeman certainly warrants pumpkin masks for Halloween! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 26, 2020 at 1:03 PM thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar October 25, 2020 at 11:33 PM I have a feeling we would have more fun with Trump than Biden. ~~ Jan Allison October 26, 2020 at 1:39 AM Poets have been able to have fun with Trump's name and antics lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt October 25, 2020 at 9:07 PM I imagine if Biden gets elected he will be a lot less fun to write limericks about. This shows yet again why you are the queen of limericks. Well done, Jan Jan Allison October 26, 2020 at 1:38 AM I am 'biden my time' for limericks about Joe,:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner October 25, 2020 at 8:16 PM That pumpkin would do a better job than Trump - great likeness to an empty melon too ;) Jan Allison October 26, 2020 at 1:37 AM Your comment is pure class and had me giggling:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose October 25, 2020 at 5:42 PM Oh Jan, your a blast ! Jan Allison October 26, 2020 at 1:36 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 25, 2020 at 4:21 PM bravo, jan! of course, i love this poem! Jan Allison October 25, 2020 at 4:49 PM thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham October 25, 2020 at 4:03 PM Well im voting for Chucks Pumpkin lol Ive got a gut feeling he'll get in again, when youve got money you can do anything you want. One thing though NHS is not for sale and chlorinated chicken, no thanks. Tom Jan Allison October 25, 2020 at 4:49 PM oh perish the thought he does get re-elected Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan October 25, 2020 at 2:36 PM We sure could have fun coming up with a new campaign slogan with that information! LOL Jan. How fitting are your words and the accompanying photos. Jan Allison October 25, 2020 at 2:40 PM ha ha ha Jenna, i know some wont approve of my poem but so be it :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. October 25, 2020 at 2:34 PM Hi Jan, Really? I had no clue that the word Trump means fart/ let it rip in the Uk:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 25, 2020 at 2:40 PM Yes 100% true a fart is a Trump to the brits lol - think that says alot about DT he is just an old wind bag full of hot air lol:-) hugs jan xx