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Trumpkin Pumpkin Is Just An Old Fart

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Chuck’s carving a huge pumpkin mask It’s really a challenging task It will look like Don Trump When he’s taking a dump In orange glow Trumpty will bask Trump annoys the Democrat votas They’re praying Biden will be Potus Let’s hope Joe will win through Trump cryin' oh boo hoo left drifting along with his floatas 10/25/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 10/29/2020 1:05:00 PM

LMAO - still grinning at the dumping Trump line

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:08:00 PM

oh it was fun to write Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/29/2020 4:50:00 AM

I am gobsmacked by the beauty of this poem and the beauty of the visual! Wow! Thank you Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:07:00 PM

thanks Caren i get sent a pic of trumpty with a carrot for legs... I wish i could post it but it wouldnt get past the censors... it showed he had a tiny carrot willie it is a hilarious pic!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/27/2020 6:07:00 AM

- You should post this on Twitter ... he is a diligent user there ... let him cry as long as he wants ... - Well done, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:05:00 PM

lol he might dish out some tweetment to me if i did :-( hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/26/2020 3:56:00 PM

Hello Jan … there is so much about the US I don’t understand but your limerick set is helping with the politicians - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:05:00 PM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/26/2020 12:02:00 PM

Thanks for the laughs! Your Trump Dump should give Americans a clue that instead of naming schools after Trump, the City Cump or Sewer System would be a better choice, but Orangeman certainly warrants pumpkin masks for Halloween! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 1:03:00 PM

thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/25/2020 11:33:00 PM

I have a feeling we would have more fun with Trump than Biden. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 1:39:00 AM

Poets have been able to have fun with Trump's name and antics lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 10/25/2020 9:07:00 PM

I imagine if Biden gets elected he will be a lot less fun to write limericks about. This shows yet again why you are the queen of limericks. Well done, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 1:38:00 AM

I am 'biden my time' for limericks about Joe,:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 10/25/2020 8:16:00 PM

That pumpkin would do a better job than Trump - great likeness to an empty melon too ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 1:37:00 AM

Your comment is pure class and had me giggling:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 10/25/2020 5:42:00 PM

Oh Jan, your a blast !

Jan Allison
Date: 10/26/2020 1:36:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/25/2020 4:21:00 PM

bravo, jan! of course, i love this poem!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/25/2020 4:49:00 PM

thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/25/2020 4:03:00 PM

Well im voting for Chucks Pumpkin lol Ive got a gut feeling he'll get in again, when youve got money you can do anything you want. One thing though NHS is not for sale and chlorinated chicken, no thanks. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/25/2020 4:49:00 PM

oh perish the thought he does get re-elected Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/25/2020 2:36:00 PM

We sure could have fun coming up with a new campaign slogan with that information! LOL Jan. How fitting are your words and the accompanying photos.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/25/2020 2:40:00 PM

ha ha ha Jenna, i know some wont approve of my poem but so be it :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/25/2020 2:34:00 PM

Hi Jan, Really? I had no clue that the word Trump means fart/ let it rip in the Uk:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/25/2020 2:40:00 PM

Yes 100% true a fart is a Trump to the brits lol - think that says alot about DT he is just an old wind bag full of hot air lol:-) hugs jan xx