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Trucker Duckie

Trucker Duckie His P.I.C handle is: TRUMP DOGG Road incorrecto políticamente rolls his 18-wheeler Hogg Transporting border illegals is the Primary cache crop haul Outfoxing blue Smoky Bears is his favorite Duckie call Just like the Big Don, dodging the Law is an artful peddle scam Switch-the-crate bait con got no pothole flaw PB skippy traffic jam Peanut Butter monitor logic cuts thru the Police Bandwidth radio static Bribery spread at designated Weigh stations Brown bag of bread evade freeway interrogations Trucker Duckie Always travels by moon shine, making bourbon barrel loads of bluegrass buck-y Like his casino hero call sign flare flashing: Bankruptcy! Trump Dogg roadside emergency turns cartel bad breaks into right exit strategy good lucky Trucker Duckie Speed bumps license plates Kentucky, prison-issued from his silent partner, badge Stucky He’s a Tenner-see Deputy Dawg, with a wager wag tale gambling vice for the Pence Vouch barking for the top Dogg, ‘cause he don’t straddle no moral Interstate fence Trucker Duckie Steering wheel of fortune, escape artist extrordinaire Just like his idol, Moscow-loving millionaire Trump Dogg dodge trooper tickets from Fresno to Flagstaff Catching the 22-mile marker road draft dare Trucker Duckie That 10-4, Roadrunner good buddy is a Wile E. Coyote illicit cargo stud-dy An asphalt pirate debonair, who rolls dicey with Flo-rida billionaire flair *P.I.C denotes Politically InCorrect. Incorrecto políticamente is the Spanish translation of Politically Incorrect — Romantic Warrior

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Date: 12/26/2019 10:05:00 AM
I enjoyed reading this cleverly written piece, Freddie. Best wishes for the coming year. John
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Date: 12/21/2019 5:34:00 AM
Amazing Freddie! Super double crunchy PB on this TD ditty.
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Date: 12/20/2019 8:54:00 AM
Wow! Freddie, Lol. I enjoyed this from start to finish. I like your unique on spin on this "administration" ! When I read "Trump Dogg" I laughed out loud. Have a great weekend my friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/19/2019 8:51:00 PM
Freddie, such a creative and interesting poem, very thought provoking!
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Date: 12/19/2019 2:36:00 PM
This 'Trucker Duckie for sure 'don't straddle no moral interstate fence!! Laughed so hard that I cried at this one, Freddie. Your writes never disappoint! Kudos, Gershon
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Date: 12/19/2019 6:51:00 AM
I am loving this with every ounce of my being. Thank you for sharing!
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