Trucker Duckie
Trucker Duckie
His P.I.C handle is:
TRUMP DOGG
Road incorrecto políticamente
rolls his 18-wheeler Hogg
Transporting border illegals is the
Primary cache crop haul
Outfoxing blue Smoky Bears
is his favorite Duckie call
Just like the Big Don,
dodging the Law
is an artful peddle scam
Switch-the-crate bait con
got no pothole flaw
PB skippy traffic jam
Peanut Butter monitor logic
cuts thru the
Police Bandwidth radio static
Bribery spread
at designated Weigh stations
Brown bag of bread
evade freeway interrogations
Trucker Duckie
Always travels by moon shine,
making bourbon barrel loads
of bluegrass buck-y
Like his casino hero call sign
flare flashing: Bankruptcy!
Trump Dogg roadside emergency
turns cartel bad breaks
into right exit strategy good lucky
Trucker Duckie
Speed bumps license plates Kentucky,
prison-issued
from his silent partner, badge Stucky
He’s a Tenner-see Deputy Dawg,
with a wager wag tale gambling vice for the Pence
Vouch barking for the top Dogg,
‘cause he don’t straddle no moral Interstate fence
Trucker Duckie
Steering wheel of fortune,
escape artist extrordinaire
Just like his idol, Moscow-loving millionaire
Trump Dogg
dodge trooper tickets
from Fresno to Flagstaff
Catching the 22-mile marker road draft dare
Trucker Duckie
That 10-4, Roadrunner good buddy
is a Wile E. Coyote illicit cargo stud-dy
An asphalt pirate debonair,
who rolls dicey with Flo-rida billionaire flair
*P.I.C denotes Politically InCorrect.
Incorrecto políticamente is the
Spanish translation of Politically Incorrect
— Romantic Warrior
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