Trimming Advice From Uncle Mike

Trimming Advice from Uncle Mike (another thing I learned from the web) How do I say this and still stay PC The number of injuries doctors now see Related to grooming on one’s lower half Are rising so quickly on the injury graph The number of incidents increased five fold Just in the last 8 years we’ve been told Lacerations from razors, the number one type The female persuasion the biggest to gripe It’s not for their health, they just want to please By looking like **** stars for their latest squeeze But guys too are trimming and cutting themselves In an effort to look like sweet innocent elves If you’re contemplating trimming down there Use clippers not razors and please trim with care