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Traffic Alert

The way she walks, her boobies bounce Causing drivers to weigh each ounce Her nipples ripples Makes men cripples Before they have a chance to pounce

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2021 7:54:00 PM

G’day Rico … a traffic hazard indeed. Perhaps she’s employed by a panel beater - thanks for the warning Rico - Lindsay

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/3/2021 9:57:00 AM

When Jerry Seinfeld went gaga for a woman with large breasts, Elaine asked, "Hey, aren't you a leg man?" Jerry replied, "Who needs legs? I have my own." Ahh, mystery solved. Never did understand men's fascination with breasts. Cute limerick, Rico!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/3/2021 12:48:00 PM

I never did, either! YEARS of researching colour, size, shape, texture, sensitivity, and even taste, have failed to enlighten me! I really need to do more in-depth research! Aloha! Rico

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/31/2021 1:09:00 PM

Creative work. Sara

Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/4/2021 10:44:00 AM

Mahalo, Sara! Aloha! Rico

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 1/30/2021 12:27:00 PM

Thanks for always lightening the mood here, dear Rico. :)

Rico Leffanta
Date: 2/4/2021 10:44:00 AM

Nothing ventured, nothing gained! Aloha! Rico